BOOK LOVER QUOTES FUNNY

“Books are like chocolate, I can’t resist them, and I always end up devouring them.”

“I tried to save money, but then I found myself in a bookstore. It was love at first sight, and my wallet was forever empty.”

“A book lover’s house is just a library with a bed.”

“I don’t need a therapist, I just need a stack of books and a corner to curl up in.”

“Books are my best friends, they never judge me for spending hours in my pajamas and eating snacks.”

“I have more book boyfriends/girlfriends than real ones.”

“The only exercise I get is flipping pages.”

“I’m a book lover on a tight budget who believes in retail therapy.”

“When life gives you lemons, read a book and forget about life for a while.”

“To me, ‘Netflix and chill’ means ‘reading a book and falling asleep on the couch’.”

“If a book is well-written, I forget to eat, sleep, and go to work.”

“I pride myself on being a multitasker: I can read and procrastinate at the same time.” QUOTES FOR TATTOOS SHORT

“Books give me unrealistic expectations for my own love life.”

“I don’t judge people by their looks; I judge them by their bookshelves.”

“I’m a bookaholic, and the only cure is more books.”

“I have a never-ending TBR pile, and I’m not even sorry.”

“Reading a book is my way of teleporting to a different universe.”

“I live in a constant state of book hangover.”

“I’m not addicted to coffee; I’m addicted to the feeling of holding a warm book in my hands.”

“The only thing I love more than a good book is a good book sale.”

“Good books are like unicorns: rare, magical, and always worth chasing.”

“I read in bed because pillows don’t ask questions.”