![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TUlZTV3EyL21rOXRFZ1JWVUErK2dwVVFPeWp3NkJ0dGY2OHMxQzBKZHFRVG5jMDlJeVNCdDRBQ0d6VUhSUXhjdER6YSsrWGdTUldGdFF5QXE3aWVYcEY%3D/BORING+QUOTES+FUNNY/(8b474f6d730b88ee6f1cb1d43fcb7e53).jpg)
“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode!”
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“I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me!”
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“I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!”
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“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right!”
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“Life’s too short to be serious all the time, so if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll laugh at you!”
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“I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours!”
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“Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZWR4K2JneDQzbncwNWVnVERJNHk2M0dQWHA4ckNMSzVCTHhEVXVpYVMzYUsvc1pVVVRFK1lod1p4b254ZE92UDdUdVBvdE1CWGN3RDVJZ2JiQjJQdXE%3D/BORING+QUOTES+FUNNY/(91fbdd63273a912f8f6e41c08014fd96).jpg)
“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!”
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“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning!”
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“I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing!”
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“I may be quiet, but I have so much to say in my mind. Unfortunately, my face just doesn’t know how to make the same expressions!” WELL WISHES QUOTES FOR NEW JOB
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“I’m not clumsy, it’s just the gravity that hates me!”
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“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!”
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“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early!”
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“I didn’t fall, the floor just needed a hug!”
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“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode!”
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“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairdo every morning!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWW9tZkY4L29zWGw4RDJOcGhoakhZbUZRYU55WVZnRTFwUythOFpEZUhidkFyRDlPc24yK1VDZUtRRUlaYmpVOU1UYlBhRmxFcWlLZ2tWZ3Q3a2o1TFk9/BORING+QUOTES+FUNNY/(c9e74d2d4489675f6064908148d0dea1).jpg)
“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”
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“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. It’s like a little vacation for the mind!”