BORING QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode!”

“I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me!”

“I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right!”

“Life’s too short to be serious all the time, so if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll laugh at you!”

“I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours!”

“Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it!”

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!”

“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning!”

“I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing!”

“I may be quiet, but I have so much to say in my mind. Unfortunately, my face just doesn’t know how to make the same expressions!” WELL WISHES QUOTES FOR NEW JOB

“I’m not clumsy, it’s just the gravity that hates me!”

“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!”

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early!”

“I didn’t fall, the floor just needed a hug!”

“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode!”

“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairdo every morning!”

“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”

“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. It’s like a little vacation for the mind!”