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“Sure, I can handle it Father, I just need to drink lots of tea and consult the whiskey bible.”
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“You’re a bold little priest, aren’t ya? Serving your whiskey disguised as tea.”
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“Ah, Father Dougal, you’re like the last scene of a mafia movie. Everyone’s afraid to move in case they get shot.”
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“Sure, the whole world’s in a terrible state, Father Dougal, but I find that the best approach is to ignore it and hope it goes away.”
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“My lovely horse, running through the field, where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?”
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“Father Dougal, are you trying to tell me that you’ve been up all night watching Gigli? That’s just cruel and unusual punishment!”
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“Father Jack, you’re a valuable member of this household. By valuable, I mean nobody else will have you.”
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“Ah, Ted, the money was just resting in my account. It was tired from all the traveling.”
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“I noticed your plant’s looking a bit peaky. Have you tried giving it some whiskey?”
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“A happy priest is a rare sight, like a nun on a skateboard.”
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“Well, Father Dougal, there’s nothing wrong with you a nice cup of tea and a lobotomy wouldn’t fix.”
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“Ah, Mrs. Doyle, you’re like the Duracell bunny. You just keep going, and going, and going.”
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“Sure, Father Jack, I’d call you a drunken old fool, but that would be an insult to all the drunken old fools of the world.”
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“They say a picture is worth a thousand words, Father Dougal. In your case, it’s more like a picture book.”
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“Ah, Father Jack, you’re like a glass of fine whiskey – strong, bitter, and impossible to understand.” WHEN YOUR FEELING DOWN QUOTES
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“I’m not saying you’re old, Father Ted, but your knee is so creaky, it could be a percussion instrument.”
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“Father Dougal, you have the intelligence of a baked potato. And I’m not talking about the fancy ones with the cheese and bacon on top.”
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“Ah, Mrs. Doyle, your tea is like a kiss from an angel, if that angel was made of caffeine and mild sedatives.”
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“Father Jack, you have the sobriety and self-control of a toddler at a candy store.”
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“Father Dougal, you’re like a reverse fountain of knowledge – instead of wisdom, you spew out pure nonsense.”
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“Ah, Father Ted, you have the charm and wit of a politician. And by that, I mean you’re full of empty promises and questionable hair.”
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“God bless the fasting, for it gives us an excuse to eat twice as much when it’s over.”
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“Ah, Mrs. Doyle, your cooking is like a slap in the face with a wet fish. And by that, I mean it’s both unpleasant and hard to forget.”
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“Sure, Father Jack, you’re like a force of nature – a big, loud, and destructive force of nature.”
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“Father Dougal, if stupidity were an Olympic sport, you’d certainly take home the gold medal.”
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“Ah, Father Ted, your sermons are like a lullaby – they put me right to sleep.”
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“Ah, Mrs. Doyle, your enthusiasm for cleaning is both awe-inspiring and terrifying.”
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“Sure, Father Jack, you have the hygiene habits of a caveman. I’ve seen toilets in worse condition than you.”