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“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin
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“The only thing worse than starting something and failing… is not starting something.” – Seth Godin
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“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx
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“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker
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“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
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“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
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“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost
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“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.” – Arthur McAuliff
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“I’m an entrepreneur. ‘Ambitious’ is my middle name… unless you count ‘Sally,’ but that’s just a coincidence.” – Unknown
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“The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says, ‘Go!’ – a leader says, ‘Let’s go!'” – E.M. Kelly
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“Some people dream of success, while others wake up and work hard at it.” – Napoleon Bonaparte NO NEED TO SAY THANK YOU QUOTES
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“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what are we to think of an empty desk?” – Albert Einstein
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“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.” – David Ogilvy
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“Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?” – Edgar Bergen
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“The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
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“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” – Bill Gates
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“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown
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“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schultz
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“I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.” – Estée Lauder
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“The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin
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“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon
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“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.” – Steven Wright