BUSINESS QUOTE OF THE DAY FUNNY

“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin

“The only thing worse than starting something and failing… is not starting something.” – Seth Godin

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx

“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison

“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost

“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.” – Arthur McAuliff

“I’m an entrepreneur. ‘Ambitious’ is my middle name… unless you count ‘Sally,’ but that’s just a coincidence.” – Unknown

“The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says, ‘Go!’ – a leader says, ‘Let’s go!'” – E.M. Kelly

“Some people dream of success, while others wake up and work hard at it.” – Napoleon Bonaparte FAMOUS DON CORLEONE QUOTES

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what are we to think of an empty desk?” – Albert Einstein

“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.” – David Ogilvy

“Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?” – Edgar Bergen

“The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost

“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” – Bill Gates

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schultz

“I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.” – Estée Lauder

“The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin

“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.” – Steven Wright