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“I’m so tired that I can’t even sleep properly.”
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“Sleep is like a luxury I can’t afford.”
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“My bed is doing a fantastic job of reminding me that I can’t sleep.”
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“I want to be in a relationship with my bed but it keeps giving me mixed signals.”
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“Who needs sleep anyway? It’s just a waste of time.”
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“Sleep is for the weak, they say. Well, call me weak then!”
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“I tried counting sheep to fall asleep. Then I realized I was at an exotic animal auction.”
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“Sleep is elusive, like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.”
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“If I can’t sleep, at least my mind is getting a great workout.”
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“Insomnia should be listed as a skill on my resume at this point.”
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“I’m not sure if I’m awake dreaming or asleep living.”
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“Not being able to sleep is like trying to find a parking spot in a crowded city – frustrating and endless.” URDU QUOTES ABOUT LIFE
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“My mind is like a clown car, full of thoughts keeping me awake at night.”
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“If my brain had an off switch, I would be sleeping like a baby.”
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“Sleeping is my favorite sport, but I’m terrible at it.”
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“Sleeping is the only time I can truly avoid adulting.”
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“I think the monsters under my bed are stealing my sleep.”
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“I’m not sure if I have a sleep disorder or if sleep just doesn’t like me.”
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“Sleep deprivation: the secret to becoming a walking zombie.”
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“I always tell myself I’ll get a good night’s sleep, but my brain has other plans.”
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“The only thing that keeps me awake at night is my overactive imagination.”
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“Counting sheep is so last century, I count cups of coffee to stay awake.”
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“Sleep is like a distant cousin I haven’t seen in years.”