“I sleep so much better when I have to wake up early. It’s like my brain is afraid to miss out on the sleep.” – Unknown

“Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.” – Unknown

“Sleep is how I pretend to be dead without actually trying to die.” – Unknown

“I’m not a morning person, or an afternoon person. In fact, I’m not even a person until I’ve had my coffee.” – Unknown

“If sleep were an Olympic sport, I’d definitely win gold.” – Unknown

“I want to sleep like my husband – peacefully, without any interruptions, in the middle of the day, and for like 10 hours straight.” – Unknown

“I wish I could trade my insomnia for a collection of rare Pokémon cards. At least then I’d have something to do all night.” – Unknown

“The only thing worse than not being able to fall asleep is finally falling asleep and then realizing you have to wake up in five minutes.” – Unknown

“Sleeping is the closest thing to being dead without any commitment.” – Unknown

“The best thing about going to bed is knowing that your problems are still there waiting for you in the morning.” – Unknown

“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.” – Unknown

“Sleeping is my superpower. I can do it with my eyes closed.” – Unknown

“The older I get, the more I appreciate a good nap. Old age is just an excuse to sleep more.” – Unknown

“I may not be the best sleeper, but I’m definitely a champion when it comes to hitting the snooze button.” – Unknown MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES FOR TEACHERS

“Sometimes, I feel like sleep should be listed as another form of currency. I’d definitely be the wealthiest person.” – Unknown

“I don’t need an alarm clock. My bladder always knows exactly when to wake me up, ensuring I never get a good night’s sleep.” – Unknown

“Sleeping is my favorite hobby. It’s like the gym for lazy people.” – Unknown

“I’ve realized that counting sheep to fall asleep only works if you can stay focused long enough to count past five.” – Unknown

“Sleep is for the weak, but so am I when I don’t get enough of it.” – Unknown

“I’m so good at sleep, I can do it with my eyes closed.” – Unknown

“If sleeping were a sport, I’d be an Olympic gold medalist. I’ve never met a nap I couldn’t win.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy; I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“I’m so good at sleeping; I can even do it with my eyes open!” – Unknown

“Sleeping is my favorite pastime. It’s like getting paid to do nothing.” – Unknown

“I wish I could sleep as effortlessly as I give out advice to my friends.” – Unknown

“Sleeping is like my love life – it’s unpredictable, brief, and often leaves me feeling unsatisfied.” – Unknown