CHINESE NEW YEAR FUNNY QUOTES

“May your Chinese New Year be as prosperous as a family running a popular dumpling restaurant.”

“Wishing you a Chinese New Year with more fortune than finding a red envelope full of money.”

“May your Chinese New Year be filled with more laughs than a monkey swinging from tree to tree.”

“In this year of the rat, let’s hope your Chinese New Year is filled with cheddar-like prosperity.”

“Wishing you a Chinese New Year filled with more good fortune than a dragon hoarding gold.”

“May your Chinese New Year celebration be as exciting as a fireworks show, but with fewer accidental burns.”

“This Chinese New Year, may you have more happiness than a panda rolling down a hill.”

“Wishing you a Chinese New Year with as many dumplings as there are grains of rice in a bowl.”

“May your Chinese New Year be more colorful than a parade of dancing lions and dragons.”

“Wishing you a Chinese New Year rich with laughter, as if you’re watching a funny kung fu movie.”

“May this Chinese New Year bring you more joy than winning a game of mahjong.”

“May your Chinese New Year be as sweet as a plate of tangyuan filled with deliciousness.”

“Wishing you a Chinese New Year with more blessings than a temple during a festival.” FAMOUS LYING QUOTES

“Hope your Chinese New Year celebration is filled with more luck than stepping on a pile of lucky bamboo.”

“May your Chinese New Year be filled with more excitement than a lion dance performance gone wrong.”

“Wishing you a Chinese New Year with more prosperity than finding a four-leaf clover.”

“This Chinese New Year, may you have more happiness than a laughing Buddha.”

“Wishing you a Chinese New Year with more good fortune than a jade statue auction.”

“May your Chinese New Year be as memorable as a dragon boat race on a sunny day.”

“Wishing you a Chinese New Year that is as prosperous as a piggy bank full of gold coins.”

“May your Chinese New Year be as exuberant as a lion dance troupe after getting free dumplings.”

“Wishing you a Chinese New Year with more success than a cheongsam fashion show.”

“May your Chinese New Year be as joyful as a child discovering an unexpected red envelope.”

“Wishing you a Chinese New Year filled with more luck than a rabbit’s foot keychain.”