CHRIS EUBANK FUNNY QUOTES

“I’m not a boxer, I’m an ambassador for the sport of boxing.”

“I’m not arrogant, I’m just aware of my abilities.”

“I don’t just throw punches; I throw poetry in motion.”

“My confidence is so high, it could climb Mount Everest.”

“If I were a superhero, my power would be the ability to hypnotize my opponents with my fabulous fashion sense.”

“I’m not afraid of getting hit; I’m afraid of my opponents’ fashion choices.”

“I don’t need luck; I create my own destiny in the ring.”

“My mustache has a better win record than most fighters.”

“I bring style and finesse to the boxing ring, like a ballet dancer in gloves.”

“I don’t just win fights; I win hearts and minds with my charisma.”

“I’m not just a knockout artist; I’m a knockout dresser too.”

“I move in the ring like a butterfly and sting like a well-dressed bee.”

“My punches are so swift, they make the speed of light look slow.” INSPIRING QUOTES ABOUT LIFE AND SUCCESS

“I have a PhD in boxing; Pretty Hard to Defeat.”

“I see fear in my opponents’ eyes when they gaze upon my fancy footwork.”

“I don’t need a cornerman; I have a personal stylist.”

“The only thing I fear is running out of fashionable outfits.”

“If boxing were an art, I’d be the Mona Lisa.”

“I am a one-man fashion show that happens to punch people in the face.”

“I don’t just win fights; I win the fashion Olympics.”

“I’m like a fashion-forward lion in the boxing jungle.”

“When I step into the ring, fashion crimes go on trial.”

“My gloves are the weapon; my fashion sense is the armor.”

“I don’t throw weak punches; I deliver knockout compliments.”