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“If you can stay friends with your ex, it means you either never loved them, or you still do.”
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“Women complain about sex more than men, but we never go on strike.”
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“If a man has a great woman behind him, it’s because he’s pushing her.”
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“You know what’s funny? Relationships. They’re hilarious. They’re like, ‘Hey, let’s spend all our time together and then slowly start to hate each other.'”
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“Men are only as loyal as their options.”
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“If you want to know if your man is faithful, just look at his friends. If they’re all cheaters, chances are he is too.”
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“Relationships are like a trip to the grocery store. You go in thinking you need everything, but by the end, you only leave with what you can handle.”
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“When you first meet someone, you might be in love with their representative. It takes time to truly meet the real person behind the facade.”
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“Marriage is a great institution for those who want to gain weight.”
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“Men say they want an independent woman, but as soon as she starts making more money than him, suddenly she’s too independent.”
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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” MOTIVATIONAL COUPLE GOALS QUOTES
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“Instead of asking ‘Who are you with?’ in a relationship, we should start asking ‘Who are you without?'”
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“The best way to avoid disappointment in a relationship is to have low expectations.”
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“Marriage is like a spa. At first, it feels great, but then you realize it’s way too expensive and you start to question if it’s worth it.”
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“There are only two mistakes you can make with love: marrying the wrong person or not divorcing the wrong person.”
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“You know you’re in a good relationship if you can fart comfortably around each other.”
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“The key to a successful relationship is a nice big TV. That way, you can enjoy your personal space without actually being alone.”
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“Men pretend to be tough, but they’re really just one emotional conversation away from crying.”
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“Women are like magazines; they give you options, but they also make you feel inadequate.”
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“Relationships are all about compromise, like when I pretend to listen to my wife.”
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“You know your relationship is in trouble when you’re arguing about who loves who more. If you both cared equally, there wouldn’t be an argument.”