“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

“Christmas calories don’t count if you drink them.”

“Tis the season to be tipsy.”

“Dear Santa, define ‘nice’.”

“I’m dreaming of a wine Christmas.”

“Christmas cheer? More like Christmas beer!”

“Christmas is magical, but vodka is quicker.”

“Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way… to the liquor store.”

“I’m just here for the jingle bells and cocktails.”

“Christmas decorations are great and all, but have you seen the inside of my wine glass?”

“Santa, I can explain… but first serve me another drink.”

“Sleighin’ and wine-ing through the holidays.”

“Forget decking the halls, let’s just get decked.”

“Who needs mistletoe when you’ve got shots of tequila?”

“It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.” DAISY BUCHANAN QUOTES

“I’m full of holiday spirit… 80% proof, to be exact.”

“All I want for Christmas is more alcohol… and maybe some presents too.”

“Forget about Rudolph, I’ve got the red nose covered.”

“Eat, drink, and be merry… for tomorrow we diet.”

“Christmas without wine? That’s just tinsel without sparkle.”

“May your Christmas be merry and your drinks be strong.”

“There’s nothing like a little Christmas spirit… especially if it’s aged in a barrel.”

“In wine years, I’m elf years old.”

“Merry liver, happy liver.”

“Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle, just pour yourself a drink.”

“Tinsel is similar to glitter, but it’s much easier to clean up after you’ve had a few drinks.”

“This Christmas, I’ll be decking the halls with boughs of holly and bottles of whiskey.”

“May your days be merry and bright, and your wine glass always full.”