CHRISTMAS QUOTES FROM THE GRINCH

“Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.”

“And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store? What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?”

“I’m all toasty inside.”

“It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?”

“Not even for a million dollars!”

“I’m booked solid. All day, every day.”

“Am I just eating because I’m bored?”

“4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing…I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.”

“Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas!”

“One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.”

“You don’t have a baby brother!”

“Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.”

“They’re finding out now that no Christmas is coming. They’re just waking up, I know just what they’ll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two, then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry boo-hoo.”

“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there – with no hyphen, and no money. What’s the baby gonna eat, fresh air?”

“One man’s nightmare is another man’s dream.” CRAZY AND FUNNY FRIENDSHIP QUOTES

“Christmas! The one time of year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a few hours, we are the people we always hoped we would be.”

“Max! Fetch me my sedative.”

“I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ll never leave again.”

“Am I just eating because I’m bored?”

“You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile.”

“Stupid, misty-eyed Whos with their stupid, flapping mouths.”

“For tomorrow, they knew…all the Whos girls and boys would wake bright and early. They would rush for their toys! And then…oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!”

“Christmas is not about presents, it’s about presence.”

“Christmas is a time for remembering the past and hoping for a better future.”

“Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a state of mind.”

“Christmas means love, joy, and spreading kindness to all.”

“Christmas is the perfect time to let go of grudges and forgive.”

“Christmas is a season of giving, not just receiving.”

“Christmas shines brightest when it’s celebrated with loved ones.”