“Christmas is too sparkly… said no one ever.”

“Dear Santa, define ‘nice’.”

“I’m just here for the mistletoe and wine.”

“Forget the naughty list, I’m on the fabulous list this year.”

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

“It’s not Christmas unless you annoy the heck out of someone.”

“Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”

“Christmas calories don’t count… right?”

“May your bras be stuffed and your eggnog spiked.”

“All I want for Christmas is a big bank account and a small waistline.”

“Santa saw your Instagram posts, you’re getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas.”

“Christmas is like caramel popcorn: sweet, addictive, and way too many nuts.” SIT WITH YOUR FEELINGS QUOTES

“I love you more than Christmas cookies… almost.”

“Forget the mistletoe, can I get a kiss under the mistle-glow?”

“Treat yourself this Christmas; you’ve been good at tolerating everyone else.”

“Christmas cheer? I’ll have a glass of champagne, thanks.”

“Christmas without shopping? That’s like a sandwich without cheese… just not right.”

“Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year… most of the time… once in a while… never mind, I’ll buy my own presents.”

“Christmas: the only time of year where it’s socially acceptable to drink hot chocolate and watch Hallmark movies all day.”

“Christmas is a reminder that I’ll always be on the ‘naughty’ side.”

“I’m dreaming of a beach vacation, palm trees, and not having to hear Christmas music.”

“Keep calm and jingle all the way… just do it sassily.”