COMICAL CHRISTMAS QUOTES

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“I told Santa I wanted a fat bank account and a slim body. He didn’t laugh… but I sure did!” – Unknown

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – George Carlin

“Who needs Santa when you have grandparents giving ridiculously large presents?” – Unknown

“Remember, kids, the only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live.” – Unknown

“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge

“Christmas is just like any other day when you don’t have any money.” – Unknown

“Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year… most of the time… once in a while… well, never mind, I’ll buy my own presents.” – Unknown

“The difference between a drunk Santa and a man on a tricycle is that the man on the tricycle doesn’t think he’s Santa.” – Unknown

“Christmas is a time when you get homesick even when you’re home.” – Carol Nelson

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple

“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.” – Victor Borge

“Santa’s not so jolly when he’s stuck in a chimney.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT FAMILY IN ISLAM

“I asked Santa for a fat bank account and a slim body. He laughed, so at least he has a sense of humor.” – Unknown

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to sing loudly off-key for all to hear.” – Unknown

“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.” – Phyllis Diller

“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note that said, ‘Toys not included.'” – Bernard Manning

“Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.” – Unknown

“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.” – Unknown

“Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year, you’re getting clothes and a dictionary.” – Unknown

“All I want for Christmas is for Santa to take a nap and let me take over.” – Unknown

“Christmas is like a job: you do all the work but fat guys in suits get all the credit.” – Unknown

“Santa Claus has the right idea – only visit people once a year.” – Victor Borge

QUOTES ABOUT FAMILY IN ISLAM