CUTE FUNNY QUOTES TO MAKE HIM LAUGH

“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!”

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!”

“I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.”

“You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!”

“If life gives you lemons, add vodka and make a party!”

“I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true – as long as they involve me!”

“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple!”

“You must be one lucky guy because heaven is missing one angel – and she’s sitting right here!”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?”

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!” CLOUD POSITIVE QUOTES

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but I like you!”

“If being hot was a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence.”

“My love for you is like pi – infinite and irrational.”

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you!”

“Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”

“If being handsome was a sport, you’d be a gold medalist!”

“I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”

“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

“Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears!”