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“I love you more than coffee, and that’s saying a latte.”
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“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
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“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”
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“My love for you is like pi, it’s never-ending.”
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“If love is a battlefield, I must be a war hero.”
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“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”
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“Love is like a rollercoaster, full of ups, downs, and the occasional scream.”
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“Love is the only kind of insanity we all gladly embrace.”
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“Falling in love is not only a leap of faith, but a stumble of comic timing.”
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“Love is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get (but it’s probably gonna be delicious).”
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“Relationship goals: finding someone who will eat the last slice of pizza, and still say they love you.”
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“Love is like a passport, it can take you to magical places or get you stuck in the security line.”
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“Love is a calculus equation: full of ups and downs, and occasionally divided by an ex.”
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“Finding someone who can handle your weirdness is the true definition of love.”
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“Relationships are like algebra – you look at your X and wonder Y.” BEST INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES EVER
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“Love is like a good cup of tea – it warms your soul and can sometimes burn your tongue.”
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“Love is like a snowflake – beautiful, delicate, and likely to melt under pressure.”
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“My love for you is like a selfie – it keeps multiplying every time I see you.”
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“Relationships are like a pack of gum – sweet at first, then turns into a sticky mess.”
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“Love is like a romantic comedy – lots of laughter, tears, and overly dramatic moments.”
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“Love is like a fine wine, it gets better with age, and a little tipsy at times.”
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“Love is like a roller coaster – thrilling, terrifying, and makes you scream like a little kid.”
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“Love is like a light bulb – it can brighten your day or leave you in the dark.”
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“Being in love is like being in a food coma – you feel blissfully happy, but also slightly immobile.”
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“Love is like a dance – sometimes you step on toes, but the right partner makes it worth it.”
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“Love is like WiFi – it’s all around us, but sometimes it takes a while to find the perfect connection.”
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“Love is like a good joke – it’s best when shared with someone who understands your sense of humor.”
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“Love is like a parking spot – hard to find, but once you do, you’ll never let it go.”
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“In love, as in life, it’s important to remember: never take yourself too seriously, and always have a sense of humor.”