“I hate everybody, but especially me.”

“I’m sorry, but I’m not really interested in conversation right now. Or ever.”

“I don’t have low self-esteem, it’s a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else.”

“I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.”

“I have always been fascinated by the human condition, but I’ve come to realize that people are like books – most are not worth reading.”

“The world is full of idiots. All 250 million of them.”

“I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain it to you.”

“I don’t believe in fate, but I do think some humans are just born unhappy.”

“I’m not lonely, I’m selective.”

“Life is a lot easier when you realize that no one really cares what you do.”

“I find the whole concept of happiness highly overrated.” THE BEST MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT T

“I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social.”

“I am exhausted by all the irrationality in the world.”

“I never bluff, because I’m a realist. There’s no point in bluffing when reality is already so ridiculous.”

“I’m not pessimistic, I’m just prepared for the worst.”

“Everything that happens in high school is meant to prove that nothing really matters.”

“My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter realization that I’ve wasted my life in a job I hate.”

“The only way to deal with life’s uncertainties is to avoid them.”

“If I try to care any less, I’ll end up actively hating things.”

“I’d rather be smart than popular.”