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“Dad, you’ve always been my hero…my personal ATM.”
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“Dad, you may be the king of dad jokes, but at least you’re the ruler of your own domain.”
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“Listening to my dad’s jokes is like paying a toll on a terrible pun highway.”
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“I’m convinced my dad’s superpower is the ability to embarrass me in any situation.”
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“Dad, you may not be a stand-up comedian, but you sure know how to make me laugh…at your expense.”
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“I asked my dad if he was a magician, and he replied, ‘No, but I can make your money disappear!'”
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“Dad, you’re like a walking dictionary…of terrible jokes.”
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“My dad’s dance moves could rival Napoleon Dynamite…and not in a good way.”
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“At this point, I’m convinced my dad’s favorite place is dad-joke rehab.”
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“Out of all the superheroes, my dad’s alter ego is Captain Dad Joke.”
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“Dad, you’re like a human GPS…lost half the time.”
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“My dad doesn’t need a remote control for the TV…he just talks louder.” NEW PARAGRAPH FOR QUOTES
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“My dad is a pro at finding misplaced items…in the last place I would ever look.”
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“I asked my dad what his favorite color is, and he replied, ‘Clear, because it goes with everything.'”
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“Dad, you’ve mastered the art of selective hearing…especially when it comes to taking out the trash.”
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“I used to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy…then I met my dad.”
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“My dad’s DIY skills are unmatched…in the ‘Let’s-Fix-It-With-Duct-Tape’ category.”
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“I once asked my dad if he knew any jokes about sodium…he replied, ‘Na.'”
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“My dad’s middle name should be ‘Oops!’ because he’s a pro at accidentally breaking things.”
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“I asked my dad if he had any life advice for me, and he said, ‘Don’t listen to everything I say…especially my dad jokes.'”
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“My dad can turn any family photo into a fashion disaster…he’s got a talent.”
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“Dad, your cooking skills are truly unmatched…in the realm of burning water.”
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“I asked my dad if he had any jokes about construction, and he replied, ‘Sorry, they’re still under construction!'”