![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZVJzajRYcnFlODRuV3ZOanBhMUNDT205NDJuRHo2SGdrRzd2QXg2dDU5bG9wZTdDYWhXOFRsZGtiaEROa20zdm1qVGVaVzhFVlhJVTYwaWZza2FJeElkaWtqSU5Cczl5WWE1c2tud0JwUGh2blczcWxmd25rL1BpckV3VzFZS1JnPT0%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(404a8cf30d033e10fad44ff76f62d32e).jpg)
“I didn’t choose the daycare life, the daycare life chose me.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWE9nM1BqWEs5NzdiNmpDMGU4YnNnKzJsZXZNSGZlNEVZR3N3UzF6WkVkRjM1TTJhRy92TExnTDJXNmdqalViVlVadC9HS1hIK21VMmNxM0FPQ2Z0Qk09/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(b50c40f27af7fd2250c3e7d573abc34f).jpg)
“I run on coffee, chaos, and cuddles.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY1ErNldUQm00dE94Q25FcytNc2UvRUVKayswUlVQckZHYmFuVi9mNzFqUFlSNmxWT1k5OHpkZEYxSlRGQ05BQ2RCS0xTU005bFptQ1hsazBJa2RDajA9/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(08967c69ec4be967630f261c7746bcfa).jpg)
“Don’t make me use my teacher voice!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0tZSldFVnRmWlNtY0JLVytpcHRZeDIwTThYUTYrN1phL2xuYTZwUThUM2JobnplS0dWOStTQnJXMmhScUd3SnFJL29Xb2J6VEJnZjNBYkZzOEtsSnM9/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(0df0199c7f258d50bccca2bf90272fdf).jpg)
“Daycare: where little hands make big messes.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0tZSldFVnRmWlNtY0JLVytpcHRZeUpEUUVMYndsYkl0UFBWRGF0NkhwUTBTejJlVWxLK2s1QzAxTmIvdWJPcldkb2dnTGl6dHVIc0xtelV1OHNQZ0E9/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(d3166173841eca39acd44d3e1fb77a40).jpg)
“Daycare: where sticky is the new black.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV0RXYVYwZjJlWGpleXVtTGJkWStTdXVvQ3loOUpHdXM3eGY3WDBRUTVwOVNENU9JUzY4TXdMTHB3VkpkNk51dmM0ZHhiSURibU1xQVFPYlJLb29PZGM9/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(cb4fa041be81e5031ea540e6836c168d).jpg)
“I may be small, but my daycare class is mighty.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUUp6SWlDQ21oZWlVekt4K3hJMTM3b2IxK3dQNXdrcUV3V1dBVHlJK2V4T3cxbE5oRTF5c1lTQ05SN2Vpc1hZanhzWnkzTDdKbEsyaER3M2c4N3pUTUl0QnVXcHpCc0lHMERRaEVvN2gzLys%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(abe10089ca70124f71f37aed7cf7e5c0).jpg)
“Behind every successful daycare, there is a teacher with coffee.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVENqcGV2WlZEM0JGb0w0dVFiNGZ3L0VCK2ZZTEducHh6d09yM2dxbklNVldENjVWSDBIcjUyRGhyNmNyVzFGM0dnT0w4K3NzVXRaTnpjM2oyNEdlNnJ3bHlVbUZDeTFXMTI5cVl5UVhQNkJEVjJXMG9Zc3NvYVdEWmVHYUhhNzRBPT0%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(67972a52ef7745d6f5a46d16a81662a3).jpg)
“Warning: temper tantrums may cause spontaneous hair loss in daycare teachers.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVGpPNStnR1ZkZmQ5WVlaQmY4TEp5NGs3ZmNsQ21aSWVadmN3ZmRyYjc2MGJWTU5lK1FSOEpxQ2liYzd5TWt2NzFWb0hERjcxVHZhUXNISnk0Z2FlWi9jVjRYZ2R4eFZ5bmhqMFhGVXFvZ01GUWFkZmlNY3ZCT2hUZHduR1dySVUySHVUYXAreWZ6aUJJRmpadjIzMElZPQ%3D%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(914e077ceab2c0af4ef08fda414fa3c2).jpg)
“Daycare teachers have a superpower – the ability to survive on minimal sleep.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVGpPNStnR1ZkZmQ5WVlaQmY4TEp5NnhieUxYK1RtRVRSRy94dEVGdHVvTFhrbnRWOEh1b3RmMzBFSHNHOWJMN3FtRTNBR1FmdDR3WTd3dE10a1RlYTUxcHN0MThIbE1mZStTb0M0aXE5TWs%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(1bff19e422ddd2a9b10f9b08db9e5866).jpg)
“Daycare is like a zoo, but with more animal sounds.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZVU0VmJPa09scHI2aGxMNmFiOW54Sk1YTjViOHpxSFJ1TWY0bXVEa1kzM2w4WERZeldZaEFtWHhiY3NvMXF1UVVZT1hPTlNYY1h5Z0JIZmlmcTRtc2llUzlwQi9DR3lNN0x1Nlo3N3JRSGh3PT0%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(9446cddab692c4e3b84fc4652ba7199a).jpg)
“I’m not just a daycare teacher, I’m a professional crayon wrangler.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0tZSldFVnRmWlNtY0JLVytpcHRZd2RhdVgzb0Q0eE5ralk1RCthZnFOSlB6aVJ4TXlzRWZHQVlMT3ZBcDJzRU1nZE9lWnc0TWR0M2UrcGk2amVyVjFsK0Y5Rm51NG5kNkxmd2VLNHNYcTNDYkZYOHVPNEM4eE03dWtrVDdMb3RBPT0%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(7be5589e478f03c3da95e175d0e98c2e).jpg)
“Daycare: where laughter is the best medicine and nap time is sacred.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU2ErYkhRY1ROSVBxN1RXejZtVHBwRndoU2NZRGZ6SkdnQ3BFaDFHalhRdThQVUxEQkdoVzhPRW9selhjeEJmb1E5N0g1UURuVVFDUEZqY0ZKT3VPRHF5MFl4UWxlcXl4UzBGV09IMDQ1c2N0Z0hvbWlvZ1R6aXRHcHVEbzFwUi93PT0%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(8a5e3f36012e5bd2106dc74967dd91d4).jpg)
“I might not be a superhero, but I can handle 10 toddlers at once.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVGpPNStnR1ZkZmQ5WVlaQmY4TEp5NHNWYkoyYVh5elVlZ0FZSmEwVGo1bWUrbWhkM2NVbU40N1JQanFmQ1ZkRms5L2lxcE90aWN2eFg3R1JwZGUvNHJoL1JNdHJlZnY3N0RmRjh1aXQ4Q1pFVGsydTlNRlU3UHc3OHB5aFVydVNqSUxtUnBBZ2ZFblp0K1Y5Q3UxQ1QwPQ%3D%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(b653abb2e259eba0978f6a138486c057).jpg)
“Daycare life: teaching tiny humans to share and not eat crayons since forever.” SNOW DAY QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZTJyYktDOUVXZ1BOS0xERXlxYk9rUjV4YlBUNmhxNENOZ1A4STN0Y0NnMkhDRnF4Zkw0MnEybWduNGFGeGVYZHZ6ZEkwWUljM2ppOEQ1aEtnME1ZV2dGUHZCdmhUMDVxTE81eVhWWUQxSkdvVTFqWFM2SWRmQXdhSTV4bU5HOW13PT0%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(e731c0155aea6235381106681beacf93).jpg)
“In daycare, we measure success by how many goldfish crackers we can count.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0tZSldFVnRmWlNtY0JLVytpcHRZd1FFZVhkQkp4MGhZS0Y3MS9LbDJ3RjBRcUtESTQ0RnJZMkIrbGdoWFJZMEFhcXNuTG9vL0k0UmNUc3l0YmNiOUV1cHBOU3JtVFRlU3JMekVYQVFiUldteVQwTGVWUW9NbjB5VUprZ1MwRVBnPT0%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(2a216e1947e22ef68ad2d96ae2243395).jpg)
“Daycare: where every day is an adventure and every toy is a weapon.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYVc3QmpNZ3VFeGxndVRmTU9QL21ha0k1VDFHUys0eDk1SEFjTk9xd2J4dmVwc3N0NmRCUEo0YzRVanZoZEtycHJ5TlVaQ0p1WTlJWE0xVmlwbFhRNHV0T1dFa21jYzloL0g0ZHpYb3lsTHpGSnlTT2dqczBjdnlhUXVCRXlOdW5wRDk1Z2xvd21KY1ZoMUxFMDVEdVUwPQ%3D%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(f63f2fe84a44964557fdca924a7de0a0).jpg)
“To the outside world, we are daycare teachers. To our students, we are rockstars.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWkVmUmUrSkZiczNnTGRobEpBdFRYMTI1SWhTcGVrOFV4RllIclhKVWZBdG90bm1Fazh5R0FJZ05uMHZURU5QdU5MNENKY29FQzVLWUVHVkFSTHphSVM5YUErcmFBS09kQktSbVdmQ3p6a01lbTZpRWlQTnVtbEJTaE9TSWhkWW5Oa0lLbDI5bmw0M3NtdnYrRFlsdjNjPQ%3D%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(2a6df8631a1c1341e17975a55c428732).jpg)
“We don’t have bad days at daycare, just ‘challenging opportunities for growth.'”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY0dZYU1BL0htKzJ4U3I0ekw5TE8wQlNNR01HaWJESmpBdGxTMENaU3FVd2VGUkNoQ0ZnZ3FiNWludHJ0Y3BBZmdreXl5RHJpdGdYb2hBYlh1WEJTeXF3eUE4d05tbTdyT1hsSEJ3aDRjMDMxcnQ0c3VBRnZLNlBJWHZpYXpiS3pnPT0%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(cfe744d0b566376fdd23066b9e2f311e).jpg)
“The difference between a daycare teacher and a circus performer? The paycheck.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0tZSldFVnRmWlNtY0JLVytpcHRZeHJ1Nkp5cjNSUHlpMGNYUlhYMWFzT1h0UTZGYktybmpzZkJMMHlqaFZoSkZ6S2hhNGtLN3c3ZGFOaTlTbGFMRy9TYXBMZkFVczFnYVBhSGJsTWNjMy8vMkNxYmRzU2pRZjNpVUVKalExLzI3ZkpnMVhaTk4zNVBOUWFNRS8rV1M4VXdsODFhZDB6Z1dycnR0RmhzL0JW/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(632e44af7158ae8a73409e1534d7f763).jpg)
“Daycare: where everything is ‘mine’ unless it’s broken, then it’s ‘yours’.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkVrTEN4UnA5U3hhcy9CTE04UGorM1AxWmdheHZBNncvN1EzSlZUS0RMWitJU1M4SmtKWDgrL1BJYjRnZC8vem9KUkRPYlA3aWVtSDk2QmhlOTA3aVNuWU9DaTBmdjFoQmVUZklONmlkQ0pxUWxWSlRoTUNLS1NvS1JxWFJaM3F1S3ZpZXVzYUpwUFR0TDB4bjB4TkU0PQ%3D%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(e11328adc4f5f7a0d35b1e84b8deea42).jpg)
“Sometimes the best part of my day is the moment when all the kids nap simultaneously.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0tZSldFVnRmWlNtY0JLVytpcHRZemZ3NEZkZDIxNG5aU2VPRlhvb1pBb010RUMxRHdCaFJxZWV2emRiRzV5MWxwb3I2UklmMkRMMjRaL2REVU5NdC84b3Z5UXJlekowN3N4NWFsaGg3eThmaTBpc3pHQVhTRkZoaTNFNDBpaWt3PT0%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(a03a6e9a9e5e3d8b5c58601f18afae9b).jpg)
“Daycare: where the alphabet and finger paint collide in a beautiful mess.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZTJyYktDOUVXZ1BOS0xERXlxYk9rVHRHZUZIRTNScldZcFJCNEJYeWdGNndBTEltN3ZwaE9DRGU4VTYyY2NWQW1LTjJmNzdQa2t5SmtlbmRueXFpaTNISFRzeWVUSC9IKytMdHNuV0J3TG1hT3BTUFhaQ2NLV04yeEpTSDVsYWdBPT0%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(602efbac7b628a2f5f3ee210e048c81a).jpg)
“In daycare, we don’t have co-workers, we have fellow survivors.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVGpPNStnR1ZkZmQ5WVlaQmY4TEp5NDBlcGY1RHdSdHJaRk1yOXRSVEQ5ay81emRJZ2w4N0FSaVVrVkh3ZldjZnUrMHBUa0wza0FnV0RsUWJnaitNaWxlMmlJc2ZHTjNYdFU4K2w2bk9ZT2EvTklyNDQ2Tlc2RFBGak44a1dneFdmNDl3MFJKSERNcXhZbXpIcEpCUEZCZU1vRFFVcjE0K3FGd3JXdEQwN1B4/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(551eace853e2a2dfb5d27ebb284f9efd).jpg)
“Daycare is like a box of chocolates… you never know what sticky surprise you’ll find inside.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVlJqWi95RE5GZVoxZG9ILzYxbG9SeXplMUdBaFNUenFuanllRE93VXZTejNMUEE5emoxNUhlZVg2U2lCOWRhRnhPZjUxNEkvK3JrQ1hjbS9oT1FWNmswN0xQRkNkTFJnc0YzR2dFSjJwUmw%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(e2a3b3e2835f1c712aeddcc0e3cb75d3).jpg)
“Coffee: because adulting is hard, but daycare is harder.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVGpPNStnR1ZkZmQ5WVlaQmY4TEp5NUs2c3N6ZWFFczJrMjFEbmRVNUhWcVFDL25mL1Y0V1NzNDlLZVhsQzBlcEJFem42bWNYUU5FcEI1Ykl1amlrNm0yV21QNWJVN2h0WnRrSmt1MGtURUpGMjhMQVdOQUVnaG9vbnFWMVk5SXdnPT0%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(a8f82e8a215f984a18ac990a70e624b7).jpg)
“Daycare teachers: the real MVPs of keeping tiny humans alive and entertained.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0tZSldFVnRmWlNtY0JLVytpcHRZd1FFZVhkQkp4MGhZS0Y3MS9LbDJ3RkNoOUkvNVcrVUltbkNYREpGU1pRcytJdFc4Tk45TUkxMVJMSFI1VmNpN05YUXFjSHJJU2dPak0rVExVTXhvdWlvbDhiVXIwNmYwb2F2dlh5RHdFY0dnPT0%3D/DAYCARE+QUOTES+FUNNY/(92a8323bf20963877aa0fe1c50e14946).jpg)
“Daycare: where every day is a fashion show and the toddlers are runway models.”