![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVmdveGdhOWsyTEdveDBMM0ptWCtDVGpiZGVNbDFWcHBZTmVXWmlBSlhjaFY2MVRlQTdvSmhuMVo0YzNKY0xRbUxKRXdEdVcwcEpGQm5Mdm03b2tPelAvb2lBMlYwUFZDREt6VEVuWklLc1RDa1dQZUFpbUhXN0JzM1I5WWM0YXJSU2pNNzdqR0kxMFZBQmFacmZ5WFhDdnZIL1ZOdmYxMWN4ZzUvbmpwL081WkVkV0UzUno2QXNiaHc0QmdPTk5Eb3hwTEM5VklodjB6U0ZrOTV4dzdqbW9ZMFN0eFRoZDBWNjRWcitrUk4wNGlUY0ZiaVZxZmVXaEZDUjlxWVY5K3ZPZDJSNzNNYU9vNHlTakZVYUxuSjFvRlNPL251NDYyQ2ZvRDVyWENmTkJTbUZYRmE2WnRMK0ZRNGZaSmljSFVnPT0%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(b971e18361a0e0c3919756082e656615).jpg)
I’m sorry, but I cannot provide you with a quote from Dr. Evil’s father as there is no specific quote attributed to this character in the Austin Powers movies. However, here are some memorable quotes from Dr. Evil himself:
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMNlRQK0l2TFVIKzhTTi9DeURLZDg2YzVzK3ZHTnpsWjIzcXpIVmtNWi83dCt5Vk9YcTFYd2VjaWplNmxFMjBkRi93TFpKazVaSGZ4YUpvZWFybzVFU0daRVVNRGM1Z01iOGtXdm1CTXBtMzY0NnpCTmJ1YUttRUREeHR4TG4zaGZFRXgvSTFVSTg0Qkp3Qm9vZ1RiM1d3PQ%3D%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(c7ef7d8217f680cf2bd3c9f553246dff).jpg)
“The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY1R0cXFLQlJKNEJlSTVtYllGekdtYzlFc0lMUEIrblNSMEdlTm9LWERxMlBRb2tyUUhVbS9sUCtEUnMvWlRGQU53YTBVTnRyd3NsME9HVG5GWmR1OWtjVndWa1dMZlFUTHJHcW8zMHVxRkIwQk15RkNvbFlvTk5YR2hkQnZBR1FnPT0%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(c86247ff5105656ef0df1b7ccd7fafb3).jpg)
“No, no, no! For the last time, I don’t want my damn frozen chocolate baby!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkNWNXFST2JYUXY1WDRGalRmYVhLODF1U3FNaXF1M3I0WjVZdEsyL2RGQmVGdVdQNGlDOXIzVUpLa1Z3SkhFSDFxaE05STFXTlIzNjlsZ0JNdE5VVVF6dGtTYXRWUHk0ZkFJaitWZWRMR21QZkVpbkVpbi9HUzF6RVhuRUNDc1p5RjJPdmpMbTFadWtyN2hVejJvWVZEak4vVzhuRWtudExINFZpVllKQU1NdU00NE9sNzNlRWh1T0MrZlNpNmZIUT09/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(6198ecb2fed1a91db818a9b08ac2ab09).jpg)
“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZVJoVGVXYm04NWZCOXNTY0krS2MwSThsM2NhUVVZRTVsU2pCazBVMWx2cmFyY2x2ejYzZXM1MFlQMEF0NkNxN0s3UHBTMkpNV2l1L1JFbG90WU0vY2hYMWZQdVp4cjFYK3BtWWJkSXU5RzdMTXR0NmJxaU8reTFIWDFiazh3L0xaU1Uzd2p0c1Y0QkhsRGltaWJOSnVy/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(7dd5b327df6677b1d9c7567602b0e003).jpg)
“I’m going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZUY2L1dVZ3c2aW9DWWhGeVJBclk1NDREM3psbEl5VWNMOGFHNk1xZkJUQjU0WHl6MTMzR0UxWmp6bUZUMzNvb0hEeVJUSHJQVGNnU1hrcGtzbzRlV2ttaXQ0U2lpNUhTYkdqZlJvTXZFRWFtVFl2R0pnTTI4ZnVOcnp3TTc4MHpYSDdpVS9XWklxSXFNVUEva1d4ZVdNWFBNMk0zRkdJSWRCb2ZtVk40RHhuZjE5U2tOcXRPblV6WXNlWlMvRkI5dTZzakpEbExYMVNjem9NV3V1d1I4aG4yV0FNMDVWSmZyRXBVYmFpcVBRY2hhakN3OXZrSU1jK3FuU3dZMDUzdHc9PQ%3D%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(1c20a6b07ea4dadd4fab2fabb2c381d3).jpg)
“Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDVnNlVNeWxyWmZSQWlJRmNwNGdjeTRvbkdOU1dYYXV1KzFyOXlSZ2ZzRS8wS2FsSkZ2K2VXQWx0Uy9FUmhjWllWaXFYWEF1TkpKYjJGQUowL2RqYlhOcjlST29ET1ZPTTcrUFU0THdMRWg%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(23c95cec428f1edd1ee5601660b5746a).jpg)
“Gentlemen, I have a plan. It’s called blackmail.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY1FUWlkyQlRDbUJVUm1BUDVwdC9TZElRNjNPdnNaNHRDL0Z1ajhhdFpjR25sM3VtajdJZ0dnVURUcEd4UEtTSEw1SCthRXhER0VmdEdlYXZ1eXJMVTNhT2dDNUQ0TUJpL2ZCMzNqd09tcVc%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(785fb5cb6251b2f7ce8eca1fec58e627).jpg)
“Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUTNtSkhBei9haW9GRGFaRVZxSmxSUnUwSktreGNTNUZSeUgzcTh1Unh4aUV4U2hlTGx5ZW5HcmUrZ0lHaGd6S3dFMXUyMFhXM1dQYndQa1BYWHM0NG1pTmViclVWb1RTTXRqMW9kSGQwdlM%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(7ab10a789b0a022a607097486bcf37e1).jpg)
“I demand the sum… of one… million… dollars!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUWhhNUl2bVRIUVcrRGd6akhpTGhDWlBTVDgva3djcVFKUG9RUkE3WGZxZXNRMERnVGZSQUVXNVpOTWg2SVZUdFFJa3cvL1BjQUZjOVJXZnhlZ3lMWDlMNloyNFd5T0dZNGwvOVByZzNlcFk%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(e71e67b16de913dc03aa951b34e881cf).jpg)
“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVmVEYUxPU2cyUVAxUjBwdlZ2aVBnSzRvUUo4amh3SXZmNXJZVXdpTjNzWmQ4eGgwR01CcXBWZmU5ZDNHT0dxRW1UUUI2c3JmQWtOVHArZ3JFem5YWFJycWlwMmd5WU1VMENqcVVoTHVySU8%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(c23f4e5d555d8fec007629b8b2993844).jpg)
“The Diet Coke of Evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV2FKUkZjbkNQZ2dwNTJKSEg0cmVzMktJQVk4aFd2UGhoREVOQW9ydWJTdHVmTThkcjU4SGtjL3pHcWV1VFFEcnJ4SkhBK1J3WEJvZjFhTkZ1UGE1RXpBNHVPU2I5b1hvQ0NFUDhPdlFTdkhwRFZCL3V0MElkNFF2VmhFbGpsd2lncWhEUjZMSGZpK2Q3NUlWZ3AwYzBlZ0x1bTdwWlZqYVJzWUoramxpanRk/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(1c9c07fab0d865208d7e1cbf4b2ba1cb).jpg)
“Riiiiight… And monkeys might fly out of my butt!” WHEN LIFE THROWS YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVXFWSXJPdTBwMzYvd09qbEs3S08yeDRaY01OS1VZUXByU1UrK0pZU053bVd4ejhoanpEejZzZnh4Mk9wZmpwR1E9PQ%3D%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(386f89c1ae29c9b20498e7571c0bfe5a).jpg)
“You’re insane, Goldmember!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZlYxVWxxMVRyMG5IejRFL2VWSGR0UzRNLzY4bXN0WWlsclM5S2l3YkVQNzdYSFdDVFE5ZXprY1ZRajVXbkpHR2NZeWhoY1pYR3NReFZWNUtZdE1yZkx6NTJ2OXdjekdWdWRmVzhoM085U0s0S2dHWmNLVUhsanlxTG1DZmxXaDVYazhHNmJXRDhIZmhsdEV3STZtQWRjUnJzZzJhZjFoN0dvaGtDY0pXZWF4/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(c283690ddd5e0c18a911ba76fb09bf20).jpg)
“We’re not so different, you and I. Except that I’m an evil genius, and you’re not.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUThJVFVWUldHRnZZdUxPZlFocXVNWEhydDZYL3dPS2VzdnFJMFlRbmtOWUxvS2M0VWNwaktxaVh2bWFsNTRMSXc9PQ%3D%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(3366f4926afb6fbc533cdab8a9c854b7).jpg)
“Shh, it’s a secret!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY3Joa0NaYkpvbnlHdFNhWnRpWC9KUFNnaUxGamhxMGs1WTM1bmdkQnNhbVVMYkpzbG1WRnlqTVlGV2VkaHEzUStPZ1JBWTl2eDVRYUNwWWFLQzNEVGM9/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(64507743689c59ca866fd0338224815a).jpg)
“Throw me a frickin’ bone here!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZW4wdUQrZ3c5UEpwZk9wY3NaR01oWXZoVkM4TTU0OUF4K1U1QlhILys2Z0E9PQ%3D%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(d12bed0124d8414eb5ae783692eebf8c).jpg)
“I’m surrounded by idiots!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZkZSVXgyVk5MWkdJektKa0xvTmIza21ERGVNR1B0dFEvcEI3MTM1dkJuOTFHcWVDU0RnQWFzb2U1cUplaTE5SEtRZXJZblpJQWpSSUgvTHZ4d2psTzg9/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(701e74362d90352d919e0a2a125efa01).jpg)
“The world will never be the same again!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVlpWUDdNY0FBTFpWYzJwTmRNZ1ZCak1wL002TkRTY0MvT2RlY1Y4aGhTQUwrYmllZkFCUW4rN2ZDVEorRVNCVGgyTzhxRUlFUk9QdlZFYnU1S1gwaDNOTG5VenpNVFo2YVhCQlkzZ3d5NUY%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(cab10a3db189662a5defcf58e044115e).jpg)
“Why make trillions when we could make… billions?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWnJGd3RHSTdrV0w2THhTSUFBZjlkNGw3WThKVkh5N2lLRXM3TUpHd1c3bW9tWmtSNW9BMjVmYTdBVDdKQnp1K1hJeEg2blZFTkZtWFJBNDBkMmQ1ZGFrVzVlVHFnaEZHQmxHdDhCN0dvOGk%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(d83ee7bbdeec5ca3581e7a034ad11a76).jpg)
“There’s nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZnN4Wmg5T0FWc251MTladDErS3UzN0ZLNDgxU1NZSnJyRmtZTkxTeWQ1QUswL1B4VEJZVmRJUmo3T1F6L0hJL3ZoMUNKa1ZtMGM5YmZhL2p0NHJ5bWI1YmtHMi9ZMkdiNjNkb0NiQTZOcllBPT0%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(6b5dea93cd756acdeb667796640c15e7).jpg)
“I’m having trouble controlling the volume of my voice. I need to practice.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWDhIdk00RGQvTVBzbFV3OTZkbzZKZS9IUUNETW0wdVJIM0ZnaDFOUHc1SWo1RFVuemwvd0E1Ni9xcFpZdjRqUGQzZVdJVXZHQWkrNFNBOVNnTDBZaG9yTUxLYzI1VFVoVnBNbTRDK3hFWVdzSEh6NnovUTJ0NmZVWHltVXArSkZnVFo0Q0pXQVRCQzdHeUd1NEVhWnc0PQ%3D%3D/DR+EVIL+FATHER+QUOTE/(6cd9a9bd59a85539e9505cabb43e5ec4).jpg)
“Sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads… I have one simple request.”