I’m sorry, but I cannot provide you with a quote from Dr. Evil’s father as there is no specific quote attributed to this character in the Austin Powers movies. However, here are some memorable quotes from Dr. Evil himself:

“The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin?”

“No, no, no! For the last time, I don’t want my damn frozen chocolate baby!”

“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!”

“I’m going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.”

“Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.”

“Gentlemen, I have a plan. It’s called blackmail.”

“Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?”

“I demand the sum… of one… million… dollars!”

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair.”

“The Diet Coke of Evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.”

“Riiiiight… And monkeys might fly out of my butt!” MY FUTURE HUSBAND QUOTES

“You’re insane, Goldmember!”

“We’re not so different, you and I. Except that I’m an evil genius, and you’re not.”

“Shh, it’s a secret!”

“Throw me a frickin’ bone here!”

“I’m surrounded by idiots!”

“The world will never be the same again!”

“Why make trillions when we could make… billions?”

“There’s nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.”

“I’m having trouble controlling the volume of my voice. I need to practice.”

“Sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads… I have one simple request.”