DRUNKARD HUSBAND QUOTES

“I drink to drown my sorrows, but the damn things have learned to swim.”

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.”

“I don’t have a drinking problem, except when I can’t get a drink.”

“I’m not an alcoholic, I just have a strong affection for alcohol.”

“My wife says I drink because I’m unhappy. I’m unhappy because she says I drink.”

“I may not be perfect, but my liver is perfectly pickled.”

“The only drinking problem I have is when I can’t find a drink.”

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”

“I drink to make other people interesting.”

“Alcohol may be a temporary solution, but it sure makes the problems look blurry.”

“I drink because adulting is hard and booze is my reward.”

“I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a stopping problem.”

“I’m not drunk, just chemically happy.” HE FEELS LIKE HOME QUOTES

“When life gives you lemons, vodka makes it all bearable.”

“I’m not a heavy drinker, I’m a gravity tester.”

“Whiskey is a hug in a glass.”

“Alcohol: because no good story ever started with someone eating a salad.”

“It’s not drinking alone if the cat is home.”

“I never drink while I’m working… unless I’m working on my next drink.”

“I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.”

“I don’t always drink, but when I do, I become a lot more interesting.”

“Alcohol: because no great story ever started with a salad.”

“Life is too short to drink bad wine.”

“I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a professional drinker.”

“Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”