“Friends don’t let friends drink alone.”

“I’m not drunk; I’m just enjoying my inner child.”

“Life is too short to drink bad wine with good friends.”

“In wine, there’s truth. In beer, there’s strength. And in friends, there’s laughter.”

“Cheers to all the beers, cheers to all the tears, cheers to all our drunken years.”

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.”

“Time flies when you’re having rum.”

“Drinking buddies are like stars. You may not always see them, but you know they’re always there.”

“Drink triple, see double, act single.”

“I only drink on days that end with ‘y’.”

“Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT TIME MANAGEMENT

“Life is short, drink the good wine first.”

“Friends don’t let friends do shots alone.”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone; they join you.”

“I don’t get drunk; I just get less classy and more fun.”

“Real friends are the ones who hold your hair back when you’re on your knees.”

“Cheers to the nights we can’t remember, with the friends we’ll never forget.”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, and in tequila there is a great story.”

“Friends don’t judge you when you’re drunk; they judge you when you’re sober, too.”

“Friends don’t let friends drink and dial.”

“It’s not drinking alone if the cat is home.”