DUMB QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin Williams

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

“I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.” – Unknown

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.” – Unknown

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright

“Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.” – Unknown

“Change is not a four-letter word…but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!” – Phyllis Diller

“The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.” – Franklin P. Jones

“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.” – Unknown

“When nothing goes right, go left.” – Unknown

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” – Unknown

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – H. V. Prochnow DRUG ADDICTION RECOVERY QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin Williams

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

“I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.” – Unknown

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.” – Unknown

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright

“Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.” – Unknown

“Change is not a four-letter word…but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!” – Phyllis Diller

“The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.” – Franklin P. Jones

“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.” – Unknown

“When nothing goes right, go left.” – Unknown

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” – Unknown

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin