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“Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken.”
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“I found an Easter egg…and it was eggs-traordinary!”
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“Some bunny loves you…and it’s not just because of the chocolate eggs.”
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“Eggscuse me, but can someone please crack a joke?”
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“I didn’t come here for the hunting, I came for the chocolate eggs!”
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“If Easter eggs were currency, I would definitely be rich!”
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“Easter: the only time it’s acceptable to put all your eggs in one basket.”
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“Eggs-cuse me, but could someone pass the chocolate?”
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“Why did the Easter bunny cross the road? To deliver eggs-citement to everyone!”
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“Easter eggs: the ultimate treasure hunt…for your taste buds!”
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“I love Easter because it’s the one time of year where it’s okay to put all your eggs in one basket.”
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“Why did the Easter bunny go to school? To egg-cel in his egg-ucation!”
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“What did the egg say to the Easter bunny? You crack me up!”
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“Easter is all about finding eggs-tremely clever ways to hide chocolate.”
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“What do you get when you cross a bunny with a computer? A lot of Hoppy Easter emails!” I HAVE MY SELF RESPECT QUOTES
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“Why are Easter eggs never lonely? Because they always have a dozen friends!”
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“Egg-citing news: the Easter bunny has officially hopped into town!”
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“Why did the eggs go on strike? They were tired of being poached!”
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“I’m not eggs-aggerating when I say that Easter is the best time for egg-cellent puns.”
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“Who needs a gym membership when you can just chase after Easter eggs?”
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“I hope the Easter bunny brings me chocolate…otherwise, I’ll be hopping mad!”
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“Easter is the perfect time to dye some eggs-ceptional creations!”
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“Did you hear about the egg that went on a diet? It really cracked under the pressure!”
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“Easter is the only time it’s acceptable to put all your egg-spectations in one basket.”
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“What do you call a mischievous egg on Easter? A practical yolker!”
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“Why did the Easter bunny join the gym? To work on its hops and fitness!”
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“Easter eggs: the only thing that’s acceptable to hunt for in your pajamas.”
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“Why did the egg go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a cracking good time!”
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“Hoppy Easter! May your day be filled with egg-cellent surprises and lots of chocolate!”