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“I’ve been in the game a long time, but I still can’t figure out why boxing gloves come in two different sizes. Either they’re too big or they’re too small!”
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“I’ve heard of fighters having a glass chin, but some of these guys have a glass jaw, glass ribs, and a glass ego!”
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“If I had a dollar for every time a fighter said they were in the best shape of their life, I’d be a billionaire. But let’s see if they can go more than three rounds without gassing out!”
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“Promoting fights is like herding cats. You never know who’s going to pull out, who’s going to miss weight, or who’s going to show up in a mask and call themselves ‘El Luchador.'”
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“My matchmaking skills are so good, I could probably organize a fight between a kangaroo and a koala bear and people would pay to watch it!”
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“They say styles make fights, but some of these fighters don’t even have a style. It’s like they’re just swinging their arms and hoping for the best!”
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“I’ve seen fighters with more excuses than a politician during campaign season. No one wants to take responsibility for their losses anymore.”
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“In this day and age of social media, fighters don’t need a mouthpiece, they need a keyboard to talk their way into a big payday!”
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“If I had a dollar for every time a fighter blamed their loss on a ‘bad haircut,’ I’d have enough money to start my own salon.”
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“Boxing has a lot of politics, but it’s nothing compared to the drama you’ll find in the Real Housewives franchise!”
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“If you can’t handle a few punches in the ring, you definitely can’t handle this business. It’s like being in a constant state of rollercoaster ride – thrilling, terrifying, and occasionally nauseating!”
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“I’ve been to more weigh-ins than I’ve had hot meals, and let me tell you, it’s like a buffet of egos and dehydration.”
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“If fighters spent as much time in the gym as they do in front of the mirror, we might actually see some competitive matchups!”
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“The boxing world is like a soap opera on steroids, with more plot twists and backstabbing than an episode of Game of Thrones!” DAILY SELF QUOTES
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“I believe in giving fighters second chances, but some of these guys need a whole rehab program to cure their addiction to excuses!”
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“I’ve seen fighters come in with more bling than Mr. T, but they can’t throw a punch to save their life!”
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“If fighters were paid based on their trash-talking ability, we’d have a few billionaires in the ring!”
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“In boxing, it’s not just about ‘float like a butterfly, sting like a bee,’ it’s more like ‘run like Forrest Gump, and hope for a lucky punch!'”
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“There are two types of fighters in this world – those who trash talk and those who get trash talked back into their corner!”
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“I’ve had fighters ask for ridiculous things in their contracts, like a lifetime supply of bubblegum or a clause that says they never have to take out the trash again!”
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“Promotion is like a game of chess, except the pieces are constantly changing weight divisions and posting shirtless pictures on Instagram!”
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“In boxing, the only rule that’s written in stone is ‘there are no rules.’ It’s a wild west out here, with more punches thrown than Clint Eastwood in his prime!”
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“I’ve seen fighters come up with more excuses than the worst lawyer on Law & Order. It’s like they have a PhD in avoiding responsibility!”
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“If fighters put as much effort into training as they do into video game skills, we’d have some unbeatable champions!”
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“Some fighters have footwork like they’re auditioning for a Broadway musical. It’s supposed to be a fight, not a ballroom dance-off!”
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“If boxing had an award for the best actor, some fighters would have more Oscars than Meryl Streep!”