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“I’m not shy, I’m just quietly plotting world domination.”
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“I speak fluent sarcasm, so if you’re fluent in stupidity, we’ll have some communication problems.”
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“My level of sarcasm is directly related to your level of stupidity.”
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“I don’t mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited about sharing them.”
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“I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.”
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“Introverts unite… individually, in our own homes.”
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“I’m not an introvert or an extrovert, I’m just highly selective with my social interactions.”
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“I’m not antisocial, I’m just selectively social.”
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“I’m a social butterfly… just with really sharp wings.”
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“I’m not a social butterfly, I’m more like a social hummingbird – I flit from conversation to conversation, sipping on all the sweet nectar of interaction.”
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“I’m not the life of the party, I’m the chill of the party. I just stand in the corner and silently judge everyone.”
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“I don’t need an alarm clock, my outgoing personality wakes me up in the morning.”
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“I’m not afraid of heights, I’m afraid of widths… like expanding my social circle.”
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“I’m so outgoing, I make introverts want to be extroverts.” BEAUTIFUL WATER QUOTES
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“My idea of a balanced diet is a burger in each hand at a party.”
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“Why be a social butterfly when you can be a unicorn? Everyone loves unicorns.”
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“I don’t need caffeine to wake up, I just need a group of people to energize me.”
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“I don’t have resting bitch face, I have active people-irritation face.”
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“I’m so extroverted, I could talk the ears off a cornstalk.”
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“I have a black belt in socializing. No, seriously, it’s called a ‘night out’.”
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“I’m not chatty, I just have a lot of thoughts and no filter.”
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“I don’t get older, I just level up in my extrovert game.”
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“My hobbies include talking too much and over-explaining things that don’t need explanations.”
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“I’m like a social ping pong ball, bouncing from conversation to conversation, trying not to miss any of the action.”
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“I’m socially advanced – I can make awkward situations even more awkward.”
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“I don’t need a gym membership, I get my cardio from engaging in heated conversations.”