EXTROVERT FUNNY QUOTES

“I’m not shy, I’m just quietly plotting world domination.”

“I speak fluent sarcasm, so if you’re fluent in stupidity, we’ll have some communication problems.”

“My level of sarcasm is directly related to your level of stupidity.”

“I don’t mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited about sharing them.”

“I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.”

“Introverts unite… individually, in our own homes.”

“I’m not an introvert or an extrovert, I’m just highly selective with my social interactions.”

“I’m not antisocial, I’m just selectively social.”

“I’m a social butterfly… just with really sharp wings.”

“I’m not a social butterfly, I’m more like a social hummingbird – I flit from conversation to conversation, sipping on all the sweet nectar of interaction.”

“I’m not the life of the party, I’m the chill of the party. I just stand in the corner and silently judge everyone.”

“I don’t need an alarm clock, my outgoing personality wakes me up in the morning.”

“I’m not afraid of heights, I’m afraid of widths… like expanding my social circle.”

“I’m so outgoing, I make introverts want to be extroverts.” QUOTES ABOUT DOGS BRINGING OUT THE BEST IN US

“My idea of a balanced diet is a burger in each hand at a party.”

“Why be a social butterfly when you can be a unicorn? Everyone loves unicorns.”

“I don’t need caffeine to wake up, I just need a group of people to energize me.”

“I don’t have resting bitch face, I have active people-irritation face.”

“I’m so extroverted, I could talk the ears off a cornstalk.”

“I have a black belt in socializing. No, seriously, it’s called a ‘night out’.”

“I’m not chatty, I just have a lot of thoughts and no filter.”

“I don’t get older, I just level up in my extrovert game.”

“My hobbies include talking too much and over-explaining things that don’t need explanations.”

“I’m like a social ping pong ball, bouncing from conversation to conversation, trying not to miss any of the action.”

“I’m socially advanced – I can make awkward situations even more awkward.”

“I don’t need a gym membership, I get my cardio from engaging in heated conversations.”