![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TUVN0TlhSb2RMM0FqUnRRNERqK1ZoQzNUNjlyaHdOMTRkbW9tM0Q2dXFzRnQ5OHdLZ2hyOFlqb2VTR2tFL3NiZ1k2TTJFMFhUZi9vYnUxUnF6dU9xUlhMVzJmNG4zYlVyUmp5dmpQUXhhRndRPT0%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(6e197fd4497647af97e5c736d11914a7).jpg)
“I’m always willing to help…as long as it’s not my problem.”
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“Why do I always get stuck with the extra workload?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2ak5OR2wwTTBXSk01T1RqNHVqM3JLQWVjS2E1YXNqQjZ2TzZGNDRPVUFUNGFoOTdlY2lOMW4vclVrUXZEcWRMblE9/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(63886ec671b76ecc4cc57fc811ac4701).jpg)
“I don’t remember being hired to do this.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY1ErNldUQm00dE94Q25FcytNc2UvSGhSMWpWWGRWYldRQm5mWG1VRGoyNkk4TGpZQjZ3OEFYWFU5VVVQT3JabVYzU1E1SWlYYVdYby9DWHBEWnh4aXc9/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(fa5bbce316542623d61c125575f69d70).jpg)
“Don’t ask me, I just work here.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZDZIT3JwZWZNQ0JidExMbGdmSXVBZC84V1ZoQWtPSmZXd1dxY0lQUEpTMkdTZDNqUGNlUVlwVjdwV2M5bVVBcnBlQ1Z1KzV5bVZnK0dIaTN2eGxvQzI%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(283383795014f7691efe7be9c785c717).jpg)
“I’ve never seen anyone mess up this badly before.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aFg5S2k2SzBQUUErTDhPUzF5UGhwckFoV0Q4UDN1VEY1c1Z1NTBwYnloMVFuMUVNVHFjbTZ2Q3ltMEMwcTBGdmx3WGVGc2V4VkxoS2o1N0Y3TWZvSFI%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(4a4dcd5683e956b0638ffeb4685ae246).jpg)
“I don’t have time for your petty complaints.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZjZMMzNVTXVjRUt0ZmtrNmQzUDBBNlZwNi92d1hqaGY5OVY5WGx1aHp5UEUyRnljbTBTWmNKVW44RnpoOGlJRVp2eFdkT3NLcnprKzcrLzVpeGM2Njk3dVcyRjRxenB6alNtNnJSZ3BIUCs%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(02b0948f6d351e7bbac521839036360b).jpg)
“Ugh, can we just fast-forward to the weekend already?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUUtIVVJ4Q1NsVHVBazMySjNmMktsNk96WEI5SkxvUkFzYlUzdlh2TmNzZHYxR3B4emJkMGdpemVvUVhsTzJWZVVEVXdsa1pHZU5pM3Q2ZnFDNHNGZDNJVm1pbUJRcXVlbWl1TjBGRDVGSm9jMi91a3E2YXJzQlRsLzdSUFN1UlhBPT0%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(efa4b7f103032a16dbec0d277cd1f76b).jpg)
“I have a meeting, I can’t be bothered with your issues right now.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY3NueGQ2WjEzbnNla3JtTER6YzNweG5TWTY2MDBIcG9QdGRrSHZONnN3ZTMwZVJVcFRyQ2NJcWp0dU1TdzZLdHprMGEwbDdCRUJqQTY1cW40cThHSE1seXY0UGlrK0hSY0x6dWdueW9HNlM%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(8f7a7e78ec9768b9883c3f06695ca2da).jpg)
“I didn’t get the memo, so I didn’t do it.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZitnZzNZampwRFgzTmRLeERiMlJXelBHTUF4VFFReW9KNjNEbnZmT0d5MnlVeDdkcDEyd3dtcW9PMytySVFwSFZYclV6S1lia2U5NlptbU9CZTREelg%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(cbb4f008e53f4769998f8e2e2f619fd1).jpg)
“I’m not paid enough to deal with this nonsense.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVU1iYzI1QXJ2eG1nckVueVF2V01La2J1ck55ci9aR1JCWjIrelVHM1p3cy9QcHBmUzB6VWpPL0MzQUk1MVB3bzI5Nnc5Y1FLOXRJN2kzSzdnOUtMWjFxa01pYlpBTEQyc3k5Vk1zZ1RMS3E%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(3e03c187613ece66aed2cd7721dd58e9).jpg)
“Let the boss deal with it, it’s not my responsibility.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZTlIN2JHc2l3OHBDTzJBMExPMkJNMDk5dmFyV3N4eWozL2JTN1p5SnJXTDVnWkVqcy9laEpVdkQ5d3J4YWZYbkFIL3ovckk5UGtxUUZVTld3S2FFaGl5d1FHQWpiSDFNUXlTTzRtQjNBOXk%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(285b251b434a7b8abcc462ecec6271b7).jpg)
“I thought we hired professionals, but apparently not.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZisvaStrdEZRZGpiMnZVcHVpNW1VaWNyUU02cTBCTFdsZFA5SkRFWHRMNmNzZzJyeGJKMEIveTJwcm80bHF2Q3FmU21zcTNLNlR2VFp4Y3dIZ1dWK20%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(c770fad12165e307923ef9b079d7b71e).jpg)
“I’m only here for the paycheck, nothing more.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY1NmODFzK0wwckZWQjNGZndyeE9hSWpWK3JSanBWZHk0Z0lWNDhhOFF1THZ4T2RuYUh1QXFPNVcwaU1xS0pLQjQ9/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(8c7ab0dc4674580c774e8a285d9fd403).jpg)
“I’m allergic to extra work, sorry.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZURmQ2ZrLzZMd1pNSFF0YlUzbzNtZ2srUW9lNHVVTVl6TERVaWUvSTk0ZTFwZ2FPRUVJQ3BtcVBtb2dRYllIZEdxTWowWlFLUWVLTnJwK0RvMlFrS0F1Ly80YjcyWlk5RU5icktXcGJyMlhKelV1bW82eWFKcVVWSTZTY09taGkwPQ%3D%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(bb8ef824dc861075fa6e30403463bd92).jpg)
“I’m not paid to think, just to follow instructions.” GOD I NEED STRENGTH QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUWx2bjk0TytUTGd1VkVuY0N6QnAvem8wZ1B3WUkwemk4WEdCNnViWFVtZzlqN3VHdThaMWs0b243NkJGV1Q5clFLcmxKVWtiYUsvd1V4bFhDZEFWWmtLV0lKK2c3ZGVibUQ0MHo3bU93K3NHVWRWZlZqMWRmelFWa2VFbm5vZmNBPT0%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(9019281ed79d9e7d0ddde8eb45de2c2c).jpg)
“Why don’t you figure it out yourself? I have better things to do.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZm9PWlptczNMTWZTT04xT1AvTFhnRnRSWW1QU2M0Y0g5S2QreXhqSkpVQXpXZUJYeVhncmQ2aWZCSUcvN3NmTHdOUm9TcE1WWDVmdHJkWGdFSVBhbE0%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(1f837db5484b0b0ec9775dc5a091465d).jpg)
“I’ll do it, but only if you owe me a favor.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2alJmTlgyNUZzdkNSSjN1elJKeE13V0tnNDBKRFZVMkdLSXNRdG5BeTBmcExodVBhMHNEcmJuOXdHVjVoMm9GNE1tQ1FqY1VEaVlRK0I0dDE4RlJEc3lRckIyUThZUmpOSktVRmp4NE9nWi9BPT0%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(927dcc0b7ad46b14488bd9da48afc146).jpg)
“I don’t know why they promoted you, you’re not that smart.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUUtIVVJ4Q1NsVHVBazMySjNmMktsNEQ2c01aNHNFOFp2RWlYcm1DeTFlR3NQQ3NqR1gzOW53azFyL1E4MWprdE85MTA0QUR3MTNiWlJJTStIL1ViODNudTdHVDQwTEFZQXZLRzRJeEZTanU%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(6f19ca465964c21dca10a0b63a15bc87).jpg)
“I have a deadline, stop bothering me with your trivial issues.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZSs1MVVSWlkwMy9nUHJ2OExoUEtZeTdRTnB0RGFiUjAxL3JROFFVcHF5alNkdUNlKzFoSFlhMmVQZGZoaXMvU1N5ZlFwMUJyQXpkV1QwS0xqQWZicVg%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(a5cc5143d76b4162ca492e8da35ec3ec).jpg)
“I’ve never met someone so clueless in my entire career.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZGZJYXdKcXppZGpPZmYyR0Npck1Vc3NRZzkwZ0w2NE1Mck9Na0IzOW9WQ2V0RUx5QVB4U0Y2ak9yVlcvYytJdTFTTVlRNkFWR2h0UzNvb0dpQmJ6b3E%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(76ebccc9a0148e50452f40b6c95fb0ca).jpg)
“I’m not in charge of morale, so stop complaining to me.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZkJsOThjeG42eUhkNTJTZlV3V0dJWlVyT1hkWSt1ZDlyek4wRHMxSlplMEUvcjlESDFwc2licUo0akRXa0hKK01LWlNBU2d4ZXFSZENuU3k3M0FtZUI%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(7cb5c840a2b583c1dd9598dabb1a5eab).jpg)
“I’ll help you, but only because I feel sorry for you.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZjd4OWpqWDdMUGZKZFFZSVU5KzJjbDE0WFFyUDJJVW44YXM4RDJJOTQzQnRucWR1VmVCOEY5bHJFU1JCcXE1b2lyZHN0ZE5TekdUSjRqM0I2TGt2UExEaS9hR0hsRFVRTDdqaThpendMcGg%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(449ea774ebb94c11e1b90f1797164da7).jpg)
“Why do we always have to follow these pointless procedures?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aFg5S2k2SzBQUUErTDhPUzF5UGhwckUrVmtsN2s4WVYvYnpKZVA4ZFdGcEhIQzZHWDJwL1NYc01JalA2NFhHQTNKWmU5SUdPUHp5ZHpvSTVibVg2emdCdlNXM3ZBb1JsaUVjcGRVVGhmTFU1cVVBQzBKK2IrQmplbHo5RGpoTnVFPQ%3D%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(d0eb4a5dcebc3dadc3c2a852775d68ff).jpg)
“I don’t have time for team-building activities, they’re a waste of time.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z0JvLytWT3U2WVl2T21UQzlMZER4SEZFeEdSczRjNFF6K3l1L0htaU55elQwZFVsZ2RqaVpqSjF1M2QwbGgxblpzcWJ5a2pZTjE0UnhIRnM1VVlOTFA%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(e8044a54ee439eacc95e9986b17d6ccc).jpg)
“I don’t know how you manage to mess up every single task.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVmtLRHZHcXdMSHhOb2ZadXZ6WHExelBkRWlZVjVIOWNCQnlGcngyek1GM1BpcCtYbGxhR0x0WlpIM2tvRnZNeFNrY2oxd0o5ZGl0QUhOVkd3ZlJBc05YaU55RVo3dFduSm9GcHNReUI5LzZzSlQ0a1hHcjFCdVFqalVDdkNFdll3PT0%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(1d0289286d86ced3e6ddae081794a0e4).jpg)
“If I can’t get a raise, at least I can make everyone else miserable.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aEVFNGRwQUYxaEJTbmxhbEV0RFNGZHp3UzJ5MjNMS1BOek5PeDNkQjFMR1dvODh4SXlsV0ZPYk5BSGNZZE5zTENjRVhGYzRCTFhnck9ZZzhZZ0tqM2R3SWVMbmdRUnRjT2xVY0VDMm5Jd1J3PT0%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(79c60ea5eaee683738fa49324482bcb5).jpg)
“I don’t believe in going above and beyond, it’s not worth it.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZHp0c1phdGVvVTJORElwYkt1SVRsYUNPdHMrc0tNRk1YVzVWUm5DaEJVM2VlUVp4cjI0YjJ3VjBFOFlJZ29UeWdnSnRwTmd1UG52REdIaVRuKzZ2UjQ%3D/FAKE+COLLEAGUES+AT+WORK+QUOTES/(881e0fc40afbfcd489253a58c3997224).jpg)
“I’m too important to be bothered with these small tasks.”