“I’m always willing to help…as long as it’s not my problem.”

“Why do I always get stuck with the extra workload?”

“I don’t remember being hired to do this.”

“Don’t ask me, I just work here.”

“I’ve never seen anyone mess up this badly before.”

“I don’t have time for your petty complaints.”

“Ugh, can we just fast-forward to the weekend already?”

“I have a meeting, I can’t be bothered with your issues right now.”

“I didn’t get the memo, so I didn’t do it.”

“I’m not paid enough to deal with this nonsense.”

“Let the boss deal with it, it’s not my responsibility.”

“I thought we hired professionals, but apparently not.”

“I’m only here for the paycheck, nothing more.”

“I’m allergic to extra work, sorry.”

“I’m not paid to think, just to follow instructions.” 1 YEAR RELATIONSHIP ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR HIM

“Why don’t you figure it out yourself? I have better things to do.”

“I’ll do it, but only if you owe me a favor.”

“I don’t know why they promoted you, you’re not that smart.”

“I have a deadline, stop bothering me with your trivial issues.”

“I’ve never met someone so clueless in my entire career.”

“I’m not in charge of morale, so stop complaining to me.”

“I’ll help you, but only because I feel sorry for you.”

“Why do we always have to follow these pointless procedures?”

“I don’t have time for team-building activities, they’re a waste of time.”

“I don’t know how you manage to mess up every single task.”

“If I can’t get a raise, at least I can make everyone else miserable.”

“I don’t believe in going above and beyond, it’s not worth it.”

“I’m too important to be bothered with these small tasks.”