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“Keep your circle small and your middle finger up.”
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“Some people are like clouds, when they disappear, the day gets brighter.”
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“Fake friends are like shadows, always there when they need something but nowhere to be found when you need them.”
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“I’m not saying I don’t trust you, but I’d definitely trust a hungry squirrel with my nuts more than you.”
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“Fake friends are like plastic plants, they may look real but they never grow.”
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“I’d rather have an enemy who slaps me in the face, than a friend who stabs me in the back.”
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“Fake friends are like a set of false teeth, they only show up when it’s convenient for them.”
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“Sorry, I can’t hang out right now. My fake friend just sent me a fake invitation to a fake party.”
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“Fake friends are like pennies, they’re only good for pretending to be valuable.”
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“Just because someone talks to you, doesn’t mean they’re your friend. Even a parrot can do that.”
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“Fake friends are like cheap wine, they leave a bad taste in your mouth.”
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“Fake friends are like wifi, they only work when they want to.” DAUGHTER BIBLE QUOTES FROM MOTHER
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“A true friend stabs you in the front.” – Oscar Wilde
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“Be careful of who you trust, even the devil was once an angel.”
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“Fake friends are like a bad bra, they don’t support you at all.”
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“I don’t need enemies, I have friends.”
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“A friend in need is a friend to delete.”
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“Fake friends are like mosquitoes, annoying, and always buzzing around.”
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“Fake friends are like sour milk, they might look like they’re fresh, but once you taste them, it’s all bad.”
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“Fake friends are like broken eyelashes, they’re just not sticking around.”
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“Fake friends are like belly buttons, everyone has one but they’re pretty useless.”
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“Fake friends are like soap bubbles, they disappear when it’s time to clean up.”