FAMILY QUOTES FUNNY

“Family: the only group of people that can drive you insane and simultaneously keep you sane.” – Unknown

“Family: where life begins and love never ends.” – Unknown

“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.” – Bob Hope

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” – Erma Bombeck

“Remember, as far as everyone knows, we are a nice, normal family.” – Unknown

“A family that laughs together, stays together.” – Unknown

“Family: the only place where you can talk about someone behind their back and then go defend them fiercely against others.” – Unknown

“No family is perfect, but ours comes pretty close.” – Unknown

“Family: the people who drive you crazy and make you love them unconditionally.” – Unknown

“Family: the ones you fight with, laugh with, and love with no matter what.” – Unknown

“I love my family, but sometimes they just make me want to go live with my imaginary friends.” – Unknown JAMES BOND BEST QUOTES

“Family: when you’re not sure whether to hug them or strangle them, so you do a little of both.” – Unknown

“Family: a little bit of insane, a little bit of love, and a whole lot of chaos.” – Unknown

“Family: where life begins, and love never ends. Except during dinner time.” – Unknown

“Having a weird family is like a badge of honor.” – John Green

“Family: the ones you can always count on, even when they drive you crazy.” – Unknown

“Family: the only people who can embarrass you and still love you unconditionally.” – Unknown

“In a family argument, if it turns out you are right, apologize immediately.” – Unknown

“Family: the only place where ‘no’ means maybe, and ‘maybe’ means yes.” – Unknown

“A family that can poke fun at each other has truly mastered the art of love.” – Unknown

“Family: where everyone knows your flaws and loves you anyway.” – Unknown