FAMOUS AMERICAN PIE QUOTES

“This one time, at band camp…”

(Michelle Flaherty)

“It’s like warm apple pie.”

“This is the greatest high school tradition since…well…ever!”

“One time, this girl stuck a flute in her pussy…”

(Michelle Flaherty)

“You’re a MILF, Tania.”

“Stifler, Stifler’s mom just made me two grilled-cheese sandwiches.”

“American Pie, like apple pie, this is home, you know?”

“This is the defining moment of our generation.”

“All we need to do is get laid, and we’ll be fine.”

“You know what they say, once you go Finch, you walk with a limp.”

(Chris Ostreicher)

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“I think she might be the one, dude.”

“I do not contemplate have sex with you and Eugene.”

“I could do it, Jewish girls are great. You play with their boobs while they’re giving you a handjob, it’s like a dream.”

“Hey Jim, will you glue my ass to your face?”

(Stifler’s mom)

“One time, I… accidentally superglued my ass cheek to my knee.”

“What’s an MILF?”

“This one time, at this beach party… we all got really drunk.”

“Every time we try to have a good time, you ruin it.”

“I’m gonna f***ing kill that mothef***er!”

“You realize we’re gonna go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.”

“Say my name, bitch!”