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“This one time, at band camp…”
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(Michelle Flaherty)
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“It’s like warm apple pie.”
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“This is the greatest high school tradition since…well…ever!”
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“One time, this girl stuck a flute in her pussy…”
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(Michelle Flaherty)
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“You’re a MILF, Tania.”
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“Stifler, Stifler’s mom just made me two grilled-cheese sandwiches.”
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“American Pie, like apple pie, this is home, you know?”
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“This is the defining moment of our generation.”
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“All we need to do is get laid, and we’ll be fine.”
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“You know what they say, once you go Finch, you walk with a limp.”
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(Chris Ostreicher)
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“Nice boobs, I mean book, I mean boobs!” QUOTES ABOUT FINDING LOVE FOR FB
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“I think she might be the one, dude.”
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“I do not contemplate have sex with you and Eugene.”
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“I could do it, Jewish girls are great. You play with their boobs while they’re giving you a handjob, it’s like a dream.”
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“Hey Jim, will you glue my ass to your face?”
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(Stifler’s mom)
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“One time, I… accidentally superglued my ass cheek to my knee.”
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“What’s an MILF?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVGY3SEVmQTBJSEtVdTFCMVgvVGtnVy9QaWhDcVlaTkoyYVNZbXNZMm1yVGRPQzg4dFdYc3Z0ei9LNVIvVnNJZkZDYVUyZGJLcmQ1bHB1Y1Z1UTBzbmxMVEhZRTVoQ3RlbE9qa2dVRUhROU1RMVlyWS9ub0xzVDBiN2k0M3ZWQ2xnPT0%3D/FAMOUS+AMERICAN+PIE+QUOTES/(ea268a379ac2449e0f227372e5d44ac1).jpg)
“This one time, at this beach party… we all got really drunk.”
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“Every time we try to have a good time, you ruin it.”
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“I’m gonna f***ing kill that mothef***er!”
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“You realize we’re gonna go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.”
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“Say my name, bitch!”