FAMOUS AMUSING QUOTES

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” – Groucho Marx

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett

“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.” – Unknown

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.” – W.C. Fields

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin Williams

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams

“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams LOVE QUOTES FOR HUSBAND IN ENGLISH

“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.” – Natalie Wood

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.” – Douglas Adams

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson

“I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde

“If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.” – Rita Mae Brown

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin

“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.” – Harlan Ellison

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” – Unknown