FAMOUS BORIS JOHNSON QUOTES

“My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.”

“My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.”

“Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M”

“I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.”

“It is possible to have a pretty lively argument as to whether the planets are in fact warming up or not.”

“I could not fail to disagree with you less.”

“Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.”

“My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.”

“I’m supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.”

“I have not had an affair with Petronella. And I am very pleased to say that.”

“For ten years, we in the Tory Party have become used to Papua New Guinea-style orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing.”

“Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than having a gin and tonic.”

“I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, so little went up my nose, I probably need to go back for more.”

“If we ban drugs, we should ban alcohol as well.”

“I have not had an affair with Helen Macintyre. It is complete balderdash.” HOW MUCH YOU MISS ME QUOTES

“My chances of becoming Prime Minister are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.”

“I’m just a big, cuddly, lovable old teddy bear.”

“I’m a one-nation Tory.”

“When people say they want to go and live in America, what they actually mean is that they want to work in a pizzeria.”

“I’m backing David Cameron’s campaign out of pure, cynical self-interest.”

“My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars.”

“I think I was once given cocaine, but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, so little went up my nose that I probably need to go back for more.”

“My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.”

“It is possible to have a pretty lively argument as to whether the planets are in fact warming up or not.”

“My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.”

“Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M”

“For ten years, we in the Tory Party have become used to Papua New Guinea-style orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing.”

“I could not fail to disagree with you less.”

“Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.”