FAMOUS CHARLIE BROWN QUOTES

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”

“I think I’m afraid to be happy, because whenever I get too happy, something bad always happens.”

“In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.”

“I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.”

“I’ve learned there are three things you don’t discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.”

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, ‘Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?’…Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, ‘We hate to tell you this, but life is a thousand word essay.'”

“I guess if you’re feeling sad, one thing you could do is try to make someone else happy.”

“It’s not what’s under the Christmas tree that matters, it’s who’s around it.”

“Why can’t we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn’t work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.”

“There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters… I could be their leader.”

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”

“I think I’m losing my mind. I just hope that when I do, I can take everybody with me.”

“It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.” LOVE OF MANKIND QUOTES

“We never have time to do things right, but we always have time to do them over.”

“I’ve developed my inner radar, and can tell you within five seconds if a person is cuckoo!”

“I’m not short. I’m juvenally challenged.”

“In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.”

“I just think I have dead ambition.”

“I’m not trying to be better than everybody else. I’m just trying to be better than I used to be.”

“I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand!”

“We only live once, Snoopy. Wrong! We only die once. We live every day.”

“It’s not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you’ve lived.”

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”

“I feel uptight on a Saturday night. Nine o’clock, the radio’s the only light.”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”