FAMOUS CHEVY CHASE QUOTES

“I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re not.”

“Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.”

“I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me.”

“I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.”

“My grandmother always said, ‘Don’t make a federal case out of it.'”

“I have a very low threshold of death. I don’t like to think about it. I’m uncomfortable with the idea of my own mortality and I always have been.”

“I’ll do anything for a laugh. I learned that from my dad.”

“I just want to be happy; I don’t want to be famous.”

“I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of hamburger meat and an old catcher’s mitt.”

“I don’t know why I always end up… being the jerk. But I always do, somehow.”

“I have a high pain threshold as long as the pain is inflicted on someone else.”

“I was always a stooge, but I didn’t really know it until I started making movies.” FUNNY SARCASTIC QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“I’ve had more trouble with my teammates than with my opponents.”

“Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn’t. It focuses on truth.”

“I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re watching a show that could have been a hit, but instead, they hired me.”

“I’m not sure I can act, actually, and I’m not being modest. I’m talking about a long career.”

“I think a good politician is someone who would put an end to everything.”

“My educational background is not what you’d probably expect from a movie star. I have a bachelor’s degree in history and a master’s degree in language and literary studies.”

“My career has always been in my own hands.”

“I don’t know why, but once I’m on a stage, I feel like a different person. Maybe it’s the makeup or the lights or the fact that I have an audience.”

“I wouldn’t say I’m a method actor. I’ve only played five or six different characters, and I’ve been doing it for over 30 years.”

“I enjoy getting to do things that haven’t been done before, and I enjoy breaking the mold.”