FAMOUS CRICKET SLEDGING QUOTES

“I can see why you are so overweight, mate. It must be hard to run when you’ve got the entire McDonald’s menu in your pockets.” – Andrew Flintoff

“Don’t worry mate, I’ll make sure the ball is shiny enough for you to see it. Hopefully, you’ll be able to hit it this time.” – James Anderson

“You better start aiming for the stumps, mate. Your bat is as useful as a toothpick against our bowling attack.” – Glenn McGrath

“You might have a few centuries under your belt, but that doesn’t make you any less useless in the field. Maybe try using binoculars instead of your glasses next time.” – Shane Warne

“You’re not even worth sledging, mate. Your presence alone is enough to lower the IQ of the entire team.” – Michael Clarke

“Your swing is about as graceful as a kangaroo on ice. Stick to hopping around, mate.” – David Warner

“You’re so slow at running between the wickets, even my grandmother could beat you. And she’s been dead for 10 years.” – Mitchell Johnson

“I’ve seen turtles move faster than you. Maybe you should try playing cricket underwater.” – Brett Lee

“I hope the ball hits your stumps as hard as your ego has hit the roof.” – Sachin Tendulkar

“You better pray that your fielding skills are as good as your mouth, because that’s the only way you’ll contribute to this game.” – Kevin Pietersen

“If being a good sport was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.” – Javed Miandad

“Watching you bat is like watching paint dry. It’s painful and utterly boring.” – Ian Botham

“You’re so busy staring at the ball, I guess you forgot where the stumps are. Maybe try concentrating on something other than your reflection next time.” – Ricky Ponting

“Even my grandmother could bowl faster than you, and she’s been bedridden for years.” – Wasim Akram CHEERING UP QUOTES FOR HER

“I think I saw a tumbleweed blow past while you were waiting for the ball to arrive.” – Mark Waugh

“Your technique is so bad, I don’t know whether to call it a cricket shot or a dance move.” – Vivian Richards

“You’ve got the reflexes of a sloth, mate. No wonder you can’t catch a straight forward catch.” – Adam Gilchrist

“Your batting is so pathetic, I’m surprised you even know which way the ball is supposed to go.” – Brian Lara

“Do they have a medal for the world’s worst fielder? Because you would definitely win it.” – Herschelle Gibbs

“I hope you’ve got some sunscreen on because you’re going to need it for all the burns you’ll get from my bowling.” – Dale Steyn

“You’re so predictable, it’s like you have a cheat sheet on how to get out every time.” – Muttiah Muralitharan

“The way you swing, it’s like you’re auditioning for a toothpaste commercial rather than playing cricket.” – Chris Gayle

“Has anyone ever told you that your cricket skills are as rare as a unicorn? We’ve been searching for them and still haven’t found any.” – AB de Villiers

“Your batting is as hopeless as your fashion sense. Maybe try wearing your helmet backwards next time.” – Steve Waugh

“Your fielding skills are so bad, it’s like you’re trying to catch the ball with your feet instead of your hands.” – Kumar Sangakkara

“I guess we can add ‘dropped catches’ to the long list of skills you lack as a cricketer.” – Shane Watson

“You’re so scared of facing fast bowling, I’m surprised you even bothered showing up. Maybe you should take up knitting instead.” – Courtney Walsh