FAMOUS DARK KNIGHT JOKER QUOTES

“Why so serious?”

“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”

“Do you want to know how I got these scars?”

“Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”

“Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”

“Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying!”

“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”

“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger.”

“I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!”

“I’m not a schemer. I’m a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!”

“You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.”

“It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.”

“All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them.”

“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules, and tonight you’re going to break your one rule.” INSPIRATIONAL CARPENTER QUOTES

“I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, no… you, you… complete me.”

“I’m a man of my word.”

“I’m going to make this pencil disappear.”

“Schemers trying to control their worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.”

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”

“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”

“Let’s put a smile on that face!”

“I don’t want to be a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”

“I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one!”

“They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!”

“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”

“The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.”