FAMOUS DR EVIL QUOTES

“One trillion, gagillion, fafillion, shabadabadoo!”

“Unfortunately, my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. So, summers in Rangoon…luge lessons…in the spring we’d make meat helmets…hey lad, you ever just let loose and make a meat helmet?”

“Throw me a frickin’ bone here!”

“I didn’t spend six years in evil medical school to be called ‘mister,’ thank you very much.”

“I’m surrounded by idiots.”

“Mini Me, stop humping the “laser”. Honest to God! Why don’t you and the “laser” get a fricken’ room for God’s sakes? ”

“I’m going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.”

“The details of my life are quite inconsequential… Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. ”

“I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!”

“You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.”

“How about no, Scott? Okay?” ALL NEWS IS GOOD NEWS QUOTE

“I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I don’t even know you, but I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you!”

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world’s deadliest assassins and yet each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers.”

“Silent but deadly!”

“What if God were one of us? Just a slob like one of us?”

“Allow me to introduce my favorite invention. When I was 18 years old, I invented an orgasm. That’s pretty good, isn’t it? If you’re going to invent one, that’s the one to invent.”

“I’m the boogeyman! That’s what scares you!”

“Scott, I’ve been a frickin’ evil doctor for 30 frickin’ years! And these frickin’ sharks are so frickin’ important!”

“I don’t know what we’re yelling about!”

“How about we get naked and you hop on the good foot and do the bad thing?”

“The freakin’ moon!”