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“I didn’t invent the Happy Meal, I just improved it.” – Peter Griffin
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“I’ve got a great idea for a TV show. It’s about a guy who’s a complete idiot, but everybody loves him anyway.” – Peter Griffin
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“Freakin’ sweet!” – Peter Griffin
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“Victory is mine!” – Stewie Griffin
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“Giggity giggity goo!” – Glenn Quagmire
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“Oh no!” – Cleveland Brown
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“Good news everyone!” – Tom Tucker
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“Freakin’ sweet!” – Cleveland Brown
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“I’m surrounded by idiots.” – Stewie Griffin
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“It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV.” – Brian Griffin
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“I haven’t felt this excited since I boarded the wrong plane and ended up in Costa Rica.” – Peter Griffin
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“Roadhouse!” – Peter Griffin
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“I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking.” – Peter Griffin
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“You know, I’ve learned something today.” – Peter Griffin FAMOUS QUOTES ON DISCIPLINE
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“Damn you, vile woman!” – Stewie Griffin
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“Oh, that’s just a load of crap.” – Peter Griffin
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“It’s peanut butter jelly time!” – Dancing Banana
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“What the deuce?” – Stewie Griffin
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“You’re a fart factory, slug-slimed sack of monkey crap!” – Stewie Griffin
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“Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma!” – Stewie Griffin
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“You know it’s funny, because I do love you. I just don’t like you.” – Peter Griffin
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“You’re freakin’ stupid.” – Peter Griffin
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“I don’t need sex, I just find it hard to pass up an opportunity.” – Quagmire
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“Lois, if I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!” – Peter Griffin
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“When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons.” – Peter Griffin
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“I’m cool, you’re cool. We’re all cool, right guys?” – Brian Griffin