FAMOUS FAMILY GUY QUOTES

“I didn’t invent the Happy Meal, I just improved it.” – Peter Griffin

“I’ve got a great idea for a TV show. It’s about a guy who’s a complete idiot, but everybody loves him anyway.” – Peter Griffin

“Freakin’ sweet!” – Peter Griffin

“Victory is mine!” – Stewie Griffin

“Giggity giggity goo!” – Glenn Quagmire

“Oh no!” – Cleveland Brown

“Good news everyone!” – Tom Tucker

“Freakin’ sweet!” – Cleveland Brown

“I’m surrounded by idiots.” – Stewie Griffin

“It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV.” – Brian Griffin

“I haven’t felt this excited since I boarded the wrong plane and ended up in Costa Rica.” – Peter Griffin

“Roadhouse!” – Peter Griffin

“I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking.” – Peter Griffin

“You know, I’ve learned something today.” – Peter Griffin FAMOUS QUOTES ON DISCIPLINE

“Damn you, vile woman!” – Stewie Griffin

“Oh, that’s just a load of crap.” – Peter Griffin

“It’s peanut butter jelly time!” – Dancing Banana

“What the deuce?” – Stewie Griffin

“You’re a fart factory, slug-slimed sack of monkey crap!” – Stewie Griffin

“Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma!” – Stewie Griffin

“You know it’s funny, because I do love you. I just don’t like you.” – Peter Griffin

“You’re freakin’ stupid.” – Peter Griffin

“I don’t need sex, I just find it hard to pass up an opportunity.” – Quagmire

“Lois, if I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!” – Peter Griffin

“When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons.” – Peter Griffin

“I’m cool, you’re cool. We’re all cool, right guys?” – Brian Griffin