FAMOUS FATHER TED QUOTES

“That money was just resting in my account!” – Father Ted Crilly

“Down with this sort of thing!” – Father Ted Crilly

“Will we have a cup of tea?” – Father Ted Crilly

“I LOVE MY BRICK!” – Father Ted Crilly

“That would be an ecumenical matter!” – Father Dougal McGuire

“Careful now!” – Father Jack Hackett

“Feck! Arse! Drink! Girls!” – Father Jack Hackett

“That money was donated for charity, and I’m gonna see that it gets spent on charity!” – Father Ted Crilly

“The money was just resting in my account.” – Father Ted Crilly

“D’yeh like dags?” – Father Jack Hackett

“I don’t believe it.” – Mrs. Doyle

“So Father, do you ever have any doubts about the religious life? Is your faith ever tested? Anything you would be worried about? What, do you mean like, ‘Do you ever wake up in the morning and think, ‘I don’t believe in God’?'” – Ted Crilly DONT WORK TOO HARD QUOTES

“I’m not a fascist. I’m a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do, whereas priests… more drink!” – Father Jack Hackett

“Ah, go on! Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on…” – Mrs. Doyle

“What are you saying, that I’m thick?” – Father Dougal McGuire

“Cigarettes and alcohol! That’s a disgrace, Father!” – Father Dougal McGuire

“Oh, you were thinking of becoming a nun or something? I can see why you didn’t though. God, I bet those holy socks of yours would never have come out of the washing machine!” – Father Dougal McGuire

“I hear you’re a racist now, father!” – Father Ted Crilly

“Feck off, cup!” – Father Jack Hackett

“It’s times like this, [when Ted is trying to explain webs to Dougal], I wished I had listened to what my mother told me.” – Father Dougal McGuire

“Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!” – Father Jack Hackett

“That would be an ecumenical matter!” – Father Ted Crilly