FAMOUS FRIENDSHIP QUOTES FUNNY

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“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Irish Proverb

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.” – Unknown

“True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.” – Emilie Saint-Genis

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” – Walter Winchell

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.” – Unknown

“Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have, and only occasionally green with envy.” – Unknown BLACK HEARTED PERSON QUOTES

“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone.” – Unknown

“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown

“Friends are like sprinkles on the cupcake of life.” – Unknown

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!” – Unknown

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to tell me that my true best friend is crazy. They’re the one who helps me be crazier!” – Unknown

“Friendship is like a bank account. You can’t continue to withdraw without making some deposits.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling it brings.” – Unknown

“Best friends are like stars – you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.” – Unknown

“True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.” – Unknown

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