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“Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops!” – Unknown
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“A good marriage is where both people feel like they’re getting the better end of the deal.” – Anne Lamott
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
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“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” – Jerry Seinfeld
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“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!” – Unknown
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“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason
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“Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.” – Evelyn Hendrickson
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is a wonderful institution… but who wants to live in an institution?” – Groucho Marx
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“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.” – Gilbert K. Chesterton
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“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
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“Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony that goes horribly wrong about halfway through.” – Unknown
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“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie SPRING WORK QUOTES
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“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Joyce Brothers
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“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.” – Robert Quillen
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“Marry a man your own age: as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” – Phyllis Diller
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“In my house, I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision-maker.” – Woody Allen
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“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – H. V. Prochnow
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“The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.” – Henny Youngman
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“Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s strengths and balance each other’s weaknesses.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need are two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.” – Unknown
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“A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.” – Terry Pratchett
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.” – Unknown
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“A marriage is like a dollar bill. You can’t spend half of it when you tear it in two.” – Unknown