FAMOUS MIS QUOTES

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself…and spiders.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country’s WiFi.” – John F. Kennedy

“I have a dream that one day, all pizzas will be free.” – Martin Luther King Jr.

“In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the calories in your cake.” – Abraham Lincoln

“I am not a crook. I am a cucumber.” – Richard Nixon

“Float like a butterfly, sting like a paper cut.” – Muhammad Ali

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do laundry.” – Edmund Burke

“I came, I saw, I forgot what I was looking for.” – Julius Caesar

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do, unless you work at an ice cream shop, then you just have to love ice cream.” – Steve Jobs

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, and also 100% of the shots you do take if you don’t have good aim.” – Wayne Gretzky

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I ended up where I needed more coffee.” – Douglas Adams

“It does not matter how slowly you go, as long as you don’t trip over your untied shoelaces.” – Confucius

“To be or not to be, that is the question…that keeps popping up in every philosophy class.” – William Shakespeare

“Life is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna find behind the couch.” – Forrest Gump

“I have a cunning plan…and by ‘cunning,’ I mean ‘constantly updated Google Calendar’.” – Baldrick from Blackadder VMIN FRIENDSHIP QUOTES

“If you can dream it, you can do it…unless it involves flying without a plane, then you’ll probably just fall.” – Walt Disney

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity…but I’m not so sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein

“Not all those who wander are lost, but some of them definitely left their keys somewhere.” – J.R.R. Tolkien

“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second-best time is during a blackout when you need firewood.” – Chinese Proverb

“The early bird catches the worm…and then realizes it didn’t want a worm for breakfast.” – Unknown

“Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world…or to own the most trivia in a pub quiz.” – Nelson Mandela

“Be the change you wish to see in the world…or at least be the person who knows how to change a lightbulb.” – Mahatma Gandhi

“It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent…but the one with the comfiest couch.” – Charles Darwin

“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or just use them as a weird accent for your tequila shots.” – Unknown

“The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time you fall…unless you fall off a cliff, then you’re just toast.” – Nelson Mandela

“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step…followed by another step, and another, until you realize you forgot to charge your phone.” – Lao Tzu

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened…and then cry again because you realized you forgot your umbrella.” – Dr. Seuss

“Love means never having to say you’re sorry…unless you ate the last slice of pizza, then you better apologize.” – Ali MacGraw