FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT LIFE FUNNY

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“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.” – Confucius

“Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.” – Unknown

“I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.” – Arthur Rubinstein

“Life is like a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” – Albert Einstein

“Be happy – it drives people crazy!” – Unknown

“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde

“Life is like a roller coaster, and I hope it goes up, because there’s been a lot of downs.” – Unknown

“Life is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes playing a poor hand well.” – Jack London

“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.” – John Lennon

“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump THE BEST WAY TO RUIN A GOOD EMPLOYEE QUOTE

“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer

“Life is tough; it’s tougher when you’re stupid.”- John Wayne

“Life is short. Eat dessert first.” – Jacques Torres

“Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.” – Lillian Dickson

“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown

“Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.” – Carl Sandburg

“Life is a journey that must be traveled no matter how bad the roads and accommodations.” – Oliver Goldsmith

“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.” – Voltaire

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

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