FAMOUS QUOTES BROOKLYN 99

“Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, no doubt, no doubt.” – Jake Peralta

“I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.” – Terry Jeffords

“I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad.” – Jake Peralta

“I’m the human form of the 100 emoji.” – Gina Linetti

“Everything is garbage. Trash is everywhere. Go back to your garbage families.” – Rosa Diaz

“If I had to have a spirit animal, it would be hard to pick, but I would say a wolf. A lonely wolf, just like me.” – Captain Holt

“I’m playing Kwazy Cupcakes, I’m hydrated as hell, and I’m listening to Sheryl Crow. I’ve got my own party going on.” – Gina Linetti

“You should ask yourself, ‘What would Terry do?’ And then do the opposite, because Terry’s an idiot.” – Terry Jeffords

“Never not be afraid of us.” – Rosa Diaz

“I’m an amazing detective/genius.” – Jake Peralta

“Live every week like it’s Shark Week.” – Tracy Jordan (30 Rock crossover)

“I’m an adult. I can eat a stick of butter if I want to.” – Terry Jeffords

“Calm down? I’m wearing a vest. It’s the opposite of calm.” – Captain Holt

“You know, I have made a lot of mistakes. But you two are the best things that ever happened to me.” – Jake Peralta

“Cool motive, still murder.” – Rosa Diaz DEEP COLD HEARTED QUOTES

“I’m the king of the Nine-Nine! I’m the king of the Nine-Nine!” – Terry Jeffords

“Title of your sex tape.” – Jake Peralta

“I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?” – Charles Boyle

“It’s lonely at the top. But the food’s better.” – Jake Peralta

“I’m not good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Gina Linetti

“I refuse to be part of a system that allows turncoats to flourish.” – Captain Holt

“I feel like I’m turning into a money sign.” – Terry Jeffords

“Why is no one ready for anything?” – Jake Peralta

“People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can’t trust people, Jeremy.” – Gina Linetti

“One of the hardest things about being a parent is knowing when to let your child keep believing in their dreams and when to crush those dreams.” – Terry Jeffords

“I don’t need your validation, I make my own.” – Rosa Diaz

“I’m a big fan of sleeping. It’s like being dead without the commitment.” – Charles Boyle

“I’m the voice of reason, you don’t scare me!” – Terry Jeffords

“If the circumstances weren’t so terrifying, I’d say this was fun!” – Captain Holt