FAMOUS QUOTES FROM BLAZING SADDLES

“Where the white women at?”

“Mongo only pawn in the game of life.”

“Excuse me while I whip this out.”

“It’s twue! It’s twue!”

“We’ll take the n****s and the chinks, but we don’t want the Irish!”

“Day ain’t over yet.”

“The sheriff is a n****r!”

“You’d do it for Randolph Scott!”

“I see we have a comedian. Why don’t you try knockin’ an ‘ole in youself?”

“The common clay of the new West. You know, morons.”

“You know, morons. Dolts. The occasional village idiot. You’ll be perfect.”

“What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin’ on here?”

“Somebody’s gotta go back and get a s***load of dimes!”

“Well, we don’t want to piss off the redskins.”

“Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!” ADVENTURE WITH HUSBAND QUOTES

“Harrumph! Harrumph! He said harrumph!”

“I’m not a sheriff, I’m a criminal!”

“I got it! I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge!”

“We’ll give some land to the n****s, and the chinks, but we don’t want the Irish!”

“They lose me right after the miracle of the loaves and fishes.”

“I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.”

“I wash born here, an’ I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here!”

“Son, you’re on your own.”

“I like to think of it as our little secret.”

“What?!? In his pajamas? They must’ve had flaps in the back!”

“All right, we’ll give some land to the n****s and to the chinks, but we don’t want the Irish!”

“My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.”

“We’ve gotta protect our phony-baloney jobs, gentlemen!”