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“Victory is fleeting. Losing is forever.” – Stewie Griffin
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“You know, I shouldn’t be surprised, I come from a long line of losers. You know, first, my great-great grandfather, the world’s first streaker. And he was beaten to death by the first man who thought it was funny.” – Peter Griffin
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“Oh my God! Brian, there’s a message in my Alphabits. It says, ‘Oooooo.'” Peter Griffin
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“Screw you guys, I’m going home.” – Eric Cartman
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“Yeah, well, I’m gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!” – Bender Rodriguez
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“I’m not fat. I’m festively plump.” – Peter Griffin
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“Nothing says ‘I love you’ like pooping with the door open.” – Peter Griffin
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“I’m a writer. I don’t get out much. It’s kinda my thing.” – Brian Griffin
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“Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.” – Peter Griffin
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“I’m so tired of… being caught between these two people I love. Right between a rock and a hard place… It’s like being right between Stupid Brian and Moron Lois.” – Stewie Griffin
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“I’ve had my share of triumphs. But nothing shapes a man like his grandmother getting blown up in his car.” – Peter Griffin
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“I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from staying up all night drinking.” – Peter Griffin
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“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicatingly charming.” – Brian Griffin REGRET ONE DAY YOU WILL MISS ME QUOTES
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“I may be fat, but I can still kick your ass.” – Peter Griffin
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“If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!” – Ace Ventura
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“I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else.” – Lois Griffin
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“You’re drunk Peter.” – Brian Griffin “No, I’m just exhausted ’cause I’ve been up all night drinking.” – Peter Griffin
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“Hello, 911? It’s Quagmire. Yeah, it’s caught in the window this time.” – Glenn Quagmire
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“You can’t skip church just because it’s a gaping, festering wound filled with the puss of your own sin.” – Stewie Griffin
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“You know, I’m really glad I had this talk with you, Lois. I learned that a giant check can really fix any problem. From now on, I’m gonna always have one on hand.” – Peter Griffin
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“When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.” – Barney Stinson
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“No matter what you do in this life, someone will always love you.” – Peter Griffin
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“I’m surrounded by idiots, it’s like I’m on Pluto.” – Stewie Griffin
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“You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London
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“Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.” – Oscar Wilde