“This house is so full of people, it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone.” – Kevin McCallister

“Look what you did, you little jerk!” – Kevin McCallister

“I made my family disappear.” – Kevin McCallister

“Keep the change, you filthy animal.” – Movie quote from “Angels with Filthy Souls”

(movie within Home Alone)

“Buzz, your girlfriend… WOOF!” – Kevin McCallister

“I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed.” – Kevin McCallister

“I’m not afraid anymore!” – Kevin McCallister

“This is my house. I have to defend it.” – Kevin McCallister

“I’m the man of the house.” – Kevin McCallister

“You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?” – Kevin McCallister

“When you’re not looking, we’re escaping.” – Kevin McCallister

“I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!” – Kevin McCallister

“You can mess with a lot of things, but you can’t mess with kids on Christmas.” – Kevin McCallister

“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.” – Kevin McCallister GOOD THINGS TAKE TIME QUOTES

“Put another shrimp on the barbie!” – Kevin McCallister imitating a character

“Kevin, you’re such a disease!” – Buzz McCallister

“What kind of a mother am I?” – Kate McCallister

“This is Christmas, the season of perpetual hope… and I don’t care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son.” – Kate McCallister

“All kids, no parents. Probably a fancy orphanage.” – Harry Lime

“You guys are no fun. They’re too easy!” – Marv Merchants

“I think we’re getting scammed by a kindergartner.” – Marv Merchants

“Harry, why did you take your shoes off?”

“Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?” – Harry Lime and Marv Merchants

“We are criminals. We’re idiots. I’ll tell you what else we are: we’re home alone.” – Harry Lime

“Kids are stupid. I know I was.” – Marv Merchants

“I don’t want you to be the ‘sticky bandits.’ I want you to be yourself.” – Kevin McCallister

“Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts.” – Movie quote from “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!”

(movie within Home Alone)